manc-mag

Seventy five grand a week! For fuck's sake!

She'll fucking kill me if / when she reads that like Truth Hurts tbh Obviously likes Goldmember Has anyone else on this board done her? Only a couple of times but I wouldnt recommend it tbh. Pleased you posted that as I was about to PM her, not sure if she's into dwarves that are hung like deformed donkey's though you are VERY NAUGHTY boys..... Think im having a blonde moment, ive no clue what yaz are on about Basically talking about how many people on this board you've fucked That thing under her ava isnt really her post count tbh

Going to the test eh? I'd book a test too just to be on the safe side.

I wouldn't be prepared to stick my sneck out on that one.

Well when you put it like that I s'pose......

You laugh, but that's circa 600 season tickets.

Think this one will bite us on the arse tbh.

genius no, retard no. Only a genius would give an answer like that. Or a retard.

Magma is either a genius or a retard. But definitely not both.

Oooooooh, he's very wordy isnt he?! Very wordy!

Are you gonna watch it later on?

Well, really! *harrumph*

Bowlful of coleslaw tbh.

I used to have one in fact but I kept scraping my lid on the floor when I rode around in my shorts.

Wacky's centre of gravity is so low that he wouldnt have needed stabilisers for a penny farthing.

The guy's a pain in the arse.

I had a budgie an arl. Nails tbh. Got a Boxer after that, running the fucking show arund wors then tbh Traded up to a 5 speed racer. Like shit off a stainless steel shovel.

I had a budgie an arl. Nails tbh.

....go on, I'll give you that one.

Pot calling the kettle bald tbh.

maybe you should be called octopusmag 2 on my hands, 2 on my feet, 2 on my ears and 2 on my boobs. I looked great And Tom - I hate shoes but really needed a pair of plain black heels to go with an outfit. Didn't happen. Howay.......lasses shoes are easy, theres plenty of choice. It's lads shoes that are shit. Just ask Scott.

the bitch off blue peter if we're gonna get technical.

With Gol still debating his true position. you seen his compilation You're asking the wrong person.

Pringle V Necks? 12 pack tbh.

It'll still be quality on Saturday man even if it pisses down. Me, you, your Peter and me mates can just converse at the bar all day. We'll have to find Alex and one of the lads from work is going aswell. Ohhh I feel a birrovan inpromptu pissup coming on! Don't go with Alex. Someone will think you've dug up Brian Johnston and you'll be arrested.