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The fish is strangely silent. Possibly gone catatonic with all the talk of food.

David Kelly's work colleagues must think he's having a nervous breakdown when he tips up in the canteen with that!

Wtf? This needs throwing out the nearest window. The bin is too good for that tbf.

I think it's a good thread tbf. Just a terrible sandwich.

Jesus that sounds disgusting.

That pisses over Gemmill's attempt, for starters. Agreed. Less is more tbh. Gemmill sounds like he's won one of those 1 minute supermarket dash prizes and then placed the shopping trolley betweeen two slices of bread.

Crisp butties are sound like but I wouldnt put it forward as my entry in a bespoke sandwich competition such as this.

It doesnt mind, he's right. What the fuck are the mushrooms doing on a cheese and tomato sandwich for starters?

9.30am, Monday morning, second week of a new job. And he gets a whopping payrise for this, people.

Spectacularly average.

Fucking hell you've got to laugh

Gemmill is furiously googling 'Paul Potts' (in error) in order to join in with the badinage.

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then? She was fucking repugnant. BTW who the fuck names their son Paul Potts? Fuck me gently!

?? Ok then. A beard like Abraham Lincoln if you will. Didnt keep it up for long mind as it was causing her a rash.

Cath used to have an amish job on the old board iirc.

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon

Hoots mon! Fucking spit!

If Scott's head hair isn't ginger (of which there is definite anecdotal evidence but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt), his beard hair fucking absolutely must be. Most brown haired lads get the odd ginger stubble hair, so with Scott it must be like a fucking Fanta corona effect.

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time. Aye unlike you who pretty much ruined Friday afternoons for all of us by implanting the image of you beasting your lass into our minds. I sometimes think I hear her screaming on my drive home. And not in a good way. I only mentioned it once I think. One time too many in anyones book. Speaking of which you must have your grubby little plane tickets in your clammy little wanking spanner at this very moment.

she's par for the course tbh, nice looking, good laugh and two faced anyhoo Scott me lad, I've never heard of you having even kissed a girl so lets keep it all quiet on the western front Scott keeps his love life under wraps. I for one am happy about that. Especially at lunch time. Because I'm eating one, when I first read this my mind went immediately to Scott burying his lover under a pile of Fajitas Your lass was canny nice by the way. Looked like the type who would give SMO short shrift, which automatically gets my vote.

remember, sammy boy you've seen evidence to counter this slander. but I don't mind Renton throwing his (considerable) weight around, it's just jealousy Renton is basically just Gordon Ramsay with a thyroid problem, so he loses any right to reply.

Fish it taking a right pasting in here. And rightly so.

Robson Green man....what a Grade A cun......

I remember the TV coverage in the run up to that marriage, they put up photos of his ex's on screen Bang out of order tbh but what was he thinking? Some of them were stunners.