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Sideways if theres any justice.

Sima in hypocrisy non-shocker.

and demanding to see pics of wor lass's arse.

Bagsy not sitting next to Alex if he's going to be banging on about 'Oriental people' all night.

The well-travelled cultural observations of a young(ish) Alan Whicker, there. I wonder if these oriental gentlemen were westernised? Gemmill just can't help himself. I'd be worried going to Hanahana with him like for fear of him having a Michael Douglas 'Falling Down' episode.

Don't remember it well, but didn't he use him as a patsy throughout and plan to kill him once he was done? I think that might have been in the plot somewhere, but still....

The well-travelled cultural observations of a young(ish) Alan Whicker, there.

Another good outing from Jamie Foxx mind in this prelude to his oscar winning Mr Magoo.

And while I'm on it, why was Tom Cruise a radioactive yellow colour throughout the film? He looked like a Vesta chicken curry.

Aye, watched Alien too but was lashed. Then I saw Collateral on DVD. I was lashed as I say and so this might have been lost on me, but what sort of professional hitman books a taxi to go around killing his targets? He could even have rented a car from Hertz if he didnt have his own.

Get the violins out What the doctor said tbh. God knows what else he removed.

Harry Botter.

Do they suspect some immunological disorder like Chrohn's? Swine fever tbh.

You should be grateful mate. SMO can't get his own missus to do that for him.

Aye thats the worst bit by a distance. Fucking awful. The absolute reverse feeling of the relief that comes with letting one rip. They gave me a barium enema once too. The barium is liquid, which they track through your lower intestine via x-ray. In order to do this they strapped me on a table device which flipped you upside down and side to side. It was like a James Bond scene, only really undignified, with no pants on. "Noooooo Mr. Box, I expect you to defecate." Jesus wept, what is the problem with toontasticer's arses? Well they suspected mine was a problem with my lower intestine rather than my arse as such.....but they went in via the back door.

Aye thats the worst bit by a distance. Fucking awful. The absolute reverse feeling of the relief that comes with letting one rip. They gave me a barium enema once too. The barium is liquid, which they track through your lower intestine via x-ray. In order to do this they strapped me on a table device which flipped you upside down and side to side. It was like a James Bond scene, only really undignified, with no pants on. "Noooooo Mr. Box, I expect you to defecate." Love that scene in Phoenix Nights an all where Jerry is in for his endoscopy and the doctor is talking him through it, camera up his arse with the monitor in front of him -and then turns to the nurse and says "oooh, look at that. It's filthy......can you give the screen a wipe I can't see a thing"

Aye thats the worst bit by a distance. Fucking awful. The absolute reverse feeling of the relief that comes with letting one rip. They gave me a barium enema once too. The barium is liquid, which they track through your lower intestine via x-ray. In order to do this they strapped me on a table device which flipped you upside down and side to side. It was like a James Bond scene, only really undignified, with no pants on.

Aye. As for Citeh, it would be a complete joke move, but it would allow him to commute from home in Chester. Bless him.

Shepherd: “I didn’t know their mission but they looked scary and mean. My nerves were completely dead when I saw the guns.”

Duff's injured until November Said he'll be Gone 'Til November Gone Til November Yo, tell my girl yo he'll be Gone 'Til November

Like it.

Becoming the 'bain' of Stevie's life tbh.

Nope, Im flogging the ones of random tramps tossing you off from that time you were comatose at mine. www.pikey-spanky-mancy-monkey.com

You know your old queens tbf, dear.