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Shouldn't drink on a schoolnight! Tut tut! I'm absolutely shattered and I STILL have the headache I woke up with despite having just taken my 7th and 8th paracetamols of the day. Going straight to bed when I get in I reckon, for a couple of hours of shuteye! Bliss. Aye, get your rest in for the footy tomorrow tbf. Fuck the car.

Haven't clicked the link but neither are remotely plastic iirc.

Can't believe how much that shite costs. Wor lass can't get out of Boots without them relieving her of fifty quid here and there. Expensive business.

Michelle Marsh you shiney headed nonce.

How shit was Hi-de-hi man? It made stuff like 'Allo, 'Allo look like a work of comic genius. Aye, surpassed only by 'You Rang M'Lord' and the pioneering 'Oh, Doctor Beeching!' Urine M'Lord? Who the fuck comissioned them two? Word. Thing is you can imagine Gemmill pondering this in the reverse and eg lamenting the decline of Bones as he went from the triumphant Urine M'Lord to the woeful Operation Good Guys. Theres some shite on caters to the blue rinse though. I watched an episode of Last of the Summer Wine from the late seventies last night. It was so fucking horrific I literally couldnt take my eyes off it. Speaking of which, what the fuck is Kato doing in it nowadays? I can't imagine the viewership liking a Jap being on there too much. POW camps and all that. English of Chinese descent man. You racist fuck! Burt Kwok has never even been to a game, so Gemmill can indulge his racist tendencies to his hearts content tbf.

Lucy Pinder is bonny as owt like. If I'm being hyper critical, both have below average bottoms (too small).

dito What de yer dee liyke? i am a secretary at St Nicholas Hospital - and i was ment to be off work today as i am at a wedding tonight and ladies day tomorrow - but i have been called in to type up a urgent report Just put me at my ease and tell me you don't type up medical notes or reports with that same charming 'devil may care' prose.

How shit was Hi-de-hi man? It made stuff like 'Allo, 'Allo look like a work of comic genius. Aye, surpassed only by 'You Rang M'Lord' and the pioneering 'Oh, Doctor Beeching!' Urine M'Lord? Who the fuck comissioned them two? Word. Thing is you can imagine Gemmill pondering this in the reverse and eg lamenting the decline of Bones as he went from the triumphant Urine M'Lord to the woeful Operation Good Guys. Theres some shite on caters to the blue rinse though. I watched an episode of Last of the Summer Wine from the late seventies last night. It was so fucking horrific I literally couldnt take my eyes off it. Speaking of which, what the fuck is Kato doing in it nowadays?

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How shit was Hi-de-hi man? It made stuff like 'Allo, 'Allo look like a work of comic genius. Aye, surpassed only by 'You Rang M'Lord' and the pioneering 'Oh, Doctor Beeching!'

dito What de yer dee liyke?

Little known fact but Ted Bovis was a miner until 1974. Only six years before starting Hi de Hi he was still down the pit. You can just imagine how he got the idea he was a comedian like, talk about a captive audience! I'd have hated being on shift with Bovis.

Ted McBovis tbh.

Been doing that since I was 16 tbh That's one long shite tbh.

I'd stick Paul Kitson in there too fwiw. WTF?

Your hair falls out and you move to Belfast.

Bite my bollocks man! I've had some help from the IT bloke and followed some advice from Catherine. The rest was all my own technical wizadry.

Some have it stressful, some don't. There's a variety of experiences like there is in any profession. Ofsted has brought new pressures and you hear a lot about that but then it bloody well should do too. It was a scandal that standards were allowed to go unchecked for so long. It was a cosseted profession (in this sense) and many people coasted through an entire working life very comfortably and some are still riling from this shock to the system. Thats not to say you dont get underperformers in other fields but the point is where you do they tend to get the boot. Where they lose credibility for me is where they talk about marking and lesson prep and out of hours stuff, as though out of hours stuff is something that doesnt exist in any other walk of life-when I hear this I just switch off as I think it says a lot about the persons mentality. This is when their actual class contact hours are only 9-3 to start with. The holidays are quite simply an unparalleled privilige. Wooooohooooo by the way. Ironically I've sorted my works comp out (thanks Cath), which means I can now take the piss at work again by posting on t'internet.

Morcheeba - Big Clam

Aye me too. Whenever I try to post, 9 times out of 10 it cuts oot. Plus the works comp isn't having it at all any more since the re-furb. Can't get on at all in the day. Seems like mine and SLP's days are numbered.

Prefer your African mail (male) through your back door?

Isn't that a risky thing to say to her when she's got your cock in her hands? FYP Wacky's got a lepers cock.

Don't imagine she speaks much more highly of him when she introduces him to her mates tbh (or 'rolling out the barrell' as she calls it).

Bet you've bought presents for a few so I'm sure you'd know You've got to take the rough with the smooth tbh. Speaking of Smoothie, is that his lass in your ava?