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I'm jumping on the Uefa binwagon and blaming the Scousers.

A broken clock is right two times a day.

Like everything else I'd imagine, some good some bad.

The irony being that, now we've cottoned on, there are fewer 3pm kick offs than there used to be so it's become less valid. Obviously 12-45 kick offs would adjust the training times, etc. I realise that. It's just it has less impact when there is less of a routine to it, so eg even if you do alter training times, the beneficial effects are reduced due to that very fact. Only a minor point though really, it's nice to see us using some received sports science wisdom for a change. Starting to feel oddly like a professional set up.

The irony being that, now we've cottoned on, there are fewer 3pm kick offs than there used to be so it's become less valid.

Must have wandered into their office with a face like Jack Nicholson's Joker.

Nottingham? Euuurrgh!

Why is Ebenezer-Pud called 'Witters'?

Good Lord!

Gold!

I jest. *looks at clock and grimmaces*

Fortunately you can spare that metaphorical pound of flesh!

*seethes*

I could imagine his best man pissing himself actually ala Jez. If it was that mate he brings to the Trent anyways.

Was the bridegroom sat on a booster seat and was the bride's head sticking out of the sunroof?

Testify tbh. Fucking rub there noses in the letter in the manner you would with a dog that'd shat inside the house.

I'll have a drink for you mancy Good girl! One more cant hurt, eh?

Good riddance, fucking hideous week this!!! And that was with a bank holiday start!

And that's the smilie you chose to use. You look ecstatic. Aye, the prospect of wheeling a 12 foot Larry Flint around a 12th floor apartment wouldn't appeal to me much either.

Judge not, lest ye be judged tbh.

You wouldnt be that wide of the mark, Toby Anstis. Eh? To be honest. Ah. Remember him btw? Camp as Xmas. Much like Pud tbf.

You wouldnt be that wide of the mark, Toby Anstis. Eh? To be honest.

You wouldnt be that wide of the mark, Toby Anstis.

Ah thats where the Newcastle link came from, still sound shite though lol Clayheads wor lass calls them (and anyone else from Stoke). Mind she's from near Sanbach, where they sound just as fucking stupid.