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London=45 minutes from attack.

Whats he like? Until I find out for myself I'm afraid he's going to be an unfortunate amalgam of the Roxbury boys and the Geordie dancer.

Destroying the VERY PLANET! I don't own a car so I can claim the moral carbon footprint highground. They cause far more pollution Plus you talk enough shit to re-plant the rainforest.

"WHAT IS LOVE?..BABY DON'T HURT ME...!"

Timing is everything. Mrs hips txt me that joke yesterday! I did larf though Timing indeed....that must have come through in six linked messages over the course of a week.

Yes, and I think you may have succeeded. So far I've been a Dame, had a prisoner number and am now The President of the Lenny Henry Fan Club. "Not quite a rags to riches story going on here" thinks Postie. I'm surprised the postman can read his writing tbh. It's like a spider got very drunk, fell into an ink well and staggered across the paper before dying in a heap. Ross Noble can read his hate mail. I know that much.

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! nowt wrong with a little harmless flirting Thats precisely what he says when you've got 25 stone of man on you and you can't move your arms. sounds like u have been there ? He said I was special.

That's very true. One would assume he does of course. I'm just making damn sure.

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! nowt wrong with a little harmless flirting Thats precisely what he says when you've got 25 stone of man on you and you can't move your arms.

And it's a pleasure, Catherine! Have you worked out that I really really want your postman to think you're a complete weirdo!

Change your photo in your profile to a ginga one to give us all a laugh, Spuggy! Ferk you!! Sat here giggling like a loon after receiving something in the post from our very own Jamaican/Northern Irish/Mancunian nutcase. Thanks Sam No problem!

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! I don't bother flirting with cath anymore. It's strictly heavy petting for me.

Put it away Snakey!

Where do you usually drink?

NIMBYtbh

I'd go for technology for goal line decisions and also for retrospective cards. I'd also trial sin bin. As for technology playing any other part in real time I'd say no. You only have to look at the ex pro's on MOTD disagreeing with each other over off side, penalties etc etc to see how much of the game is about opinion anyway.

I reckon 90% of fans must be feeling that at heart. Would love to be proved wrong, like.

Right 'O Ziggy, you fucking woolyback Grange Hill?

last year the train I got took aboot half an hour and it was more like a metro, dont recall going to victoria though, Just noticed this. Where did you get it from then, mate?

Contraversial choice ahead of Sly Stallone as well, but justified his selection on the day. I tell you what I love about Stallone in that film, one is the 'where do I stand for a corner' line, and the other is the way he spends the entire game pointing to his back stick and shouting 'watch that guy' at his defence. Also, when he saves the penalty, he then kicks the ball away - putting the ball back into play. If I was the Nazis, I would of got the ball and tapped it into the empty net while those fuckers celebrated. Anyway, carry on. You jest, but I'd love to see a bit of that out of Given.

Contraversial choice ahead of Sly Stallone as well, but justified his selection on the day. Stallone played in goal numbnuts. I know that you gimp, but he wanted to play striker at the start and then got moved back between the sticks.

Funilly enough yes Crumpsall. Note HIGHER Crumpsall though not LOWER Crumpsall. We used to have get out of the bath for piss unlike those charvers. North Manchester is a bit of a mystery to me. It all gets a bit 'Lancashire' for my tastes.

Contraversial choice ahead of Sly Stallone as well, but justified his selection on the day.