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Striptease? The last thing you want is Radge flinging those kecks around her head

I mean I dunno who she is. Was just a picture in a pdf porno. Outstanding I thought. Looks like Anna Ohura to me though I'm not 100% sure. Everything you ever wanted to know about Anna (nsfw) You can criticise Gemmill for a great many things, but you have to say, he knows his Japanese porn.

Spare a thought for Radge's fella.

That was one for music buffs and fans of soiled panties.

They couldn't take the tension man. It's sliding rule heaven. Tom Hanks is probably the person you'd least be able to accept that America had fired into Space in charge of a rocket. Him or Pewee Herman I reckon. Hard to get over that sort of believeability factor.

"....I never promised you a rose garden" But I could grow one in your kecks.

Also Ferris Bueller Also The Breakfast Club

Shut up you girl.

Let's nobody forget Mary Poppins either tbf. David Tomlinson=genius

Fucking good shout that like, Arch Stanton! Also Jaws 1 Also The Graduate Also Watership Down Also Love Story (Jesus wept tbh, but then who didnt?!)

sorry, I thought it was funny Like when you had a curry saturday night and woke up sunday morning Pfffffffff......a mere skidmark to Radg. She wouldn't even think to change those.

How am I being confused with this hooped defective?

That post stinks of self-pity but that's hardly a surprise. Your lot are the worst offenders for Munich chanting too btw, just to supply some much needed balance to your martyred pleadings.

Big game for them too tbf. I reckon they'll fancy their chances too.

Joking aside I hope you get to Wigan in good spirits, mate! Some things take a long time to get over, you just have to pull yourself through it. Then theres the toon of course, which is just completely incurable.

Come introduce yourself fella. Can't miss us. We've booked the back seats of the coach as well so we're all together He'll be the lanky one going on about his ex Last night sure put her out of my thoughts Good man so it is. Tell us what you got up to then you dirty little scutter! A magicial never reveals his secrets. Some slag in Digital tbh wtf is a magicial?

Come introduce yourself fella. Can't miss us. We've booked the back seats of the coach as well so we're all together He'll be the lanky one going on about his ex Last night sure put her out of my thoughts Good man so it is. Tell us what you got up to then you dirty little scutter!

Referring to himself in the third person.

Come introduce yourself fella. Can't miss us. We've booked the back seats of the coach as well so we're all together He'll be the lanky one going on about his ex Do you mean, Plug?

Come introduce yourself fella. Can't miss us. We've booked the back seats of the coach as well so we're all together It's the Bash Street Kids.

Usual regime for me. Fucking nail the pancakes today then give them up for lent. I won't want to see another one of them for a whole year anyway. Scene akin to the fat bloke exploding in Monty Python's Meaning of Life tbh.

Theres some sick minds out there. And some even worse jackets.

I did. Can you honestly say you enjoyed your plate of boiled oats? I had porridge with live yoghurt and blueberries. What a depressing way to start the day that his. Normally have 2/3 filter coffee's and Marlboro lights.....But since I gave up smoking...Yes breakfast is a little threadbare. I bet you used to smell lush. Classic case of teacher breath tbh Is there anything worse tbf?

It's nee Abduls kebab while you're sat in the park at 4am tbf Regrettably not. Though on this diet I do occasionally black out and wake up in the park etc at 4am.

Heres my nails diet regime fwiw: Boots meal deal: Skinny Minnie sandwich (tuna and houmus) <300 cals Strawberry and banana innocent smoothie (equiv. 2 portions of fruit) Red grapes (equiv 1 portion of fruit) Remember this is a daily regime that sees me between 9 -5. I'm effectively nil by mouth to owt else. SAS survival units would go delusional before almost certainly perishing on the same rations.