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Times have changed then, red light district was always around Victoria when I was a lad! It was easy commuting from the sauna & massage parlours in Broughton & Prestwich I'm only going off what Gemmill told me. Thats why he travels by National Express rather than the train these days. Are you from Prestwich/Heaton Park end then?

PS in reference to FCUM's previous post, I would advise against having breakfast anywhere near Chorlton Street Bus Station. Puff! What's up are the greasy spoons not good enough for the Didsbury set? Yep, Victoria. Chorlton Street is red light man. I don't want any Coney Island Whitefish in place of my kippers.

Bit rich coming from a Mackem. There was a rastafarian gentleman at Monument Metro Station on the Newcastle episode. Reminded me very much of myself when I'm about toon tbh.

I saw Belfast on that 'Street Doctor' programme the other week and the people looked like right 'tards. Put me off a bit. Mind you so did the Geordies the week after.

suprised you know about roller blades, can you get your fat feet in them? There's gratitude tbh.

PS are the Wigan trains out of Salford and Victoria? I'm assuming so rather than Piccadilly. Wor lass is driving anyway like but just wondered for future ref.

PS in reference to FCUM's previous post, I would advise against having breakfast anywhere near Chorlton Street Bus Station.

Best time to go I've heard.

"Ronnie, Ronnie" Dunno, is it 'Scum' or something like that? Close but no cigar, McVicar Another, "take it easy bitch, thats my fucking dick" Last of the Summer Wine

That the one Ian Wright used to advertise? Shove it up your arse!

FWIW Joop makes my eyes burn.. can't stand the smell of it either. D&G Light Blue Sensi L'eau d'Issey Joop is chemical warfare tbh. It makes my eyes stream and my chest tight and I've heard this off other people too. I honestly believe it has general allergenic problems. Probably still preferable to the smell of GM tho.

How come you stink of Tuna juice all the time then? Subtle as the proverbial brick.

On the soft an arl, mark you!

What they need is a charity rock concert!

Love the timing of that post as you scroll down through all the optimism above.

Aye, it's in the middle of nowhere mind.

Berb's smeeagain post titles remind me of the intro to Betty Boo Doin the Do

Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' He was going on so much I had to have that bouncer remove him in the end.

He won't get that mate.

I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Our system is totally different to the English. Between the first and second state exams you do various stages for a couple of months each. At civil law court you are associated to a senior judge and are mostly writing decisions, but normally at least once also sitting as a judge under the guidance of a senior judge. And lumberjack was cool. I did it during school holidays when I was 16-18. I am fully awary that it's difficult to visualize (apart from the Monty Python associations of course)... I find it very easy to visualise actually....you're like some sort of Mr Magoo with an axe and you go round chopping the wrong trees down onto cars etc.

I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Equivalent to our magistrates perhaps? Edit: I find him more amusing as a lumberjack tbh. Nah, Magistrates' have no legal qualifications, theyre in their position by virtue of their life experience, assisted by a clerk (who is legally qualified). It's the sitting in judgement as a youngster I cannit fathom. Agreed tho, I prefer the thought of him as a bespectacled lumberjack.

I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle.

Well what I wouldn't do is store them in a skyscraper which is being used as office space in the centre of Manhattan. Having done economics Gemmill you'll know that insurance markets work on probabilities/risks and costs. If the probability that the building being attacked x cost of sorting out an attack > the probability of fire x cost of sorting fire in a building with explosives, then insure against the attack. Therefore prepare the building. There is an economic justification if the prob of attack is high enough. If the probability of attack is tiny then it would be stupid to put explosives in the building. Lost? You should be. What a ridiculous argument. Why? You two are good at being dismissive, but seem to have nowt beyond that.. Am I missing something? I thought they were dismissing the conspiracy theory? What else do you suggest should be forthcoming?

1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well.

Aye, a good fish and chips takes some beating tbf. Jill should probably resign from posting.