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Aye. Ross Noble's a dickhead an all. PS Just joking Cath. *disclaimer* Assumed you meant Radgina I did. But then I thought I might get more of a bite out of Cath the mood she's in. Listen, you pair of twats. This threads is clearly titled "For Ross Noble fans" If you are not fans then fuck off out of my thread and go and compare your lasses on your mobile phones or something! There's the bite anyway Sammy. Lennon is seething. I reckon she'd pull a patient's life support for a Ross Noble jibe. You can imagine the terror and feigned laughter when she whips her stand up DVD out.

Aye. Ross Noble's a dickhead an all. PS Just joking Cath. *disclaimer* Assumed you meant Radgina I did. But then I thought I might get more of a bite out of Cath the mood she's in. Listen, you pair of twats. This threads is clearly titled "For Ross Noble fans" If you are not fans then fuck off out of my thread and go and compare your lasses on your mobile phones or something! In fairness to Alex, I'm the only one answerable for that behaviour. Ritchie too at a push.

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Aye. Ross Noble's a dickhead an all. PS Just joking Cath. *disclaimer* Assumed you meant Radgina I did. But then I thought I might get more of a bite out of Cath the mood she's in.

Aye. Ross Noble's a dickhead an all. PS Just joking Cath. *disclaimer*

Aye. Ross Noble's a dickhead an all.

Ross Noble is about as funny as the Poll Tax.

I think speculation about how to accomodate Dyer over the long term is a waste of bandwidth tbh.

Roeder wants to be managing a pub team by the sounds of it.

The fact of the matter is being the 'fourth choice striker' (in a 4-4-2) actually puts the person occupying that role on the verge of the first team if you consider factors such as: *Injury to another striker *Loss of form to another striker *Change of forward tactics dependent on opponent ('tactics' I hear you laugh) *Effectiveness of preferred striking partnerships (can you play with two first choice midgets?) Le Sib should be nowhere near that level of cover after this season. Thats Shola's rightful place tbh.

Happy Face should cut down on the pop corn and get off his fat arse tbh. That's a pot and kettle situation if ever I heard one isn't it? And a rather wide based pot compared to a slim kettle you nerdy, movie based avatar having, fat homunculus. tbf. Erm, we've never met and I'm not the one talking of going on a diet now am I? Don't believe everything Gemmill tells you btw! And when someone decides to get a hearing aid do you take the piss out of the poor deaf bastard? You're one cold son of a bitch. He's like Bryan Adams meets Gordon Ramsay. If you can bear to imagine that.

Yes, but your post makes sense....you want to watch that. You're just content with whatever the club do, aren't you? Getting Sibierski in in the first place was a shocker, but he happens to have had a run where he excelled himself. Now we're talking about extending his deal. He should NEVER have been anything other than a short term option as a stopgap. He shouldn't be becoming a permanent member of the squad. Simple as that. I think Sibierski is a decent enough player to hang on to....the back four are clearly the priority. Having a quiet guy who's competent enough and not disruptive is a good temporary answer IMO. We do have Sherla and Owen to come back up front. Sibierski is there in the same way that Kevin Gallacher used to be. Just a half decent pro who'll fill a gap while we concentrate on the real problem areas. I bet he's not on very big money. One year was temporary. Three years (as it will end up) is anything but. My theory is that Roeder is waxing it cos he's effectively been laughed at by players during the transfer windows and has got nowhere. Out of his depth with that side of things and bricking it.

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That'll be the worst like. Those are my favored brands. Don't think I'll be able to bring myself to stand there with a straight glass and point my little finger out as I sup. How's Guiness for calories then? Or Coider? Actually Guiness is about the best, cider is about the same as lager. Nah cider is the worst. I think thats where the misinformation came from actually-Dan's got it confused with cider. I think that is about 700 cals for the rubbish stuff. My mates been draining that down for the past two weeks non stop cos Somerfield are doing 18 cans of Strongbow for £7.99 the fat fucking plank. Wrong! Check out the link before you talk cobblers! Don't get your shellsuit in a twist!!! I just saw the link now. I wonder how accurate it is actually as I know it was on a bbc diet programme recently that cider is roughly 700 cals a pint. I think vintage cider on their is close to 600, but normal strongbow etc is more lager like in calories. Doesn't say what Gemmill's favourite Magners is mind. I'm guessing it must have LOADS of calories. Gemmill will no doubt claim he works that off with his pestle and mortar routine mind.

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That'll be the worst like. Those are my favored brands. Don't think I'll be able to bring myself to stand there with a straight glass and point my little finger out as I sup. How's Guiness for calories then? Or Coider? Actually Guiness is about the best, cider is about the same as lager. Nah cider is the worst. I think thats where the misinformation came from actually-Dan's got it confused with cider. I think that is about 700 cals for the rubbish stuff. My mates been draining that down for the past two weeks non stop cos Somerfield are doing 18 cans of Strongbow for £7.99 the fat fucking plank. Wrong! Check out the link before you talk cobblers! Don't get your shellsuit in a twist!!! I just saw the link now. I wonder how accurate it is actually as I know it was on a bbc diet programme recently that cider is roughly 700 cals a pint.

Look at the fat content though. low-fat-tastic!

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That'll be the worst like. Those are my favored brands. Don't think I'll be able to bring myself to stand there with a straight glass and point my little finger out as I sup. How's Guiness for calories then? Or Coider? Actually Guiness is about the best, cider is about the same as lager. Nah cider is the worst. I think thats where the misinformation came from actually-Dan's got it confused with cider. I think that is about 700 cals for the rubbish stuff. My mates been draining that down for the past two weeks non stop cos Somerfield are doing 18 cans of Strongbow for £7.99 the fat fucking plank.

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That sounds a bit high. Still loads in a pint of it though I would imagine. About half that though, shirley. Just checked. 221 calories in a pint of Stella. Phew. Thank fuck. Still high like-how does Guinness and bitter measure up? Anyone know? The stouts got to be packing some serious cals.

Aye...I'm loath to let anyone wrestle a pint pot out of my hand though. I had wine for the first time ever in a pub the other day. Then a cocktail. You can go down hill fast and I just don't think the calorie benefits are worth it.

I did the same and found I was in the bar with one of the accused and his mates - scarpered quick and one lass was really late back as she'd gone shopping for some shoes - the Judge fined her £ 250 on the spot............. That would have been £500 and contempt of court for Gemmill if you'd seen his taste in shoes. Egg-fucking-scuse me, Box, but after those tan brothel-creeper-winkle-picker-brogues that you turned up to the last piss up in, you lost all rights to mock my shoes. Those were straight out of Edmund Blackadder's wardrobe. Those boys have won admiring glances on every night out tbf. Should be sold complete with a shitty stick tttt.

He was just remanded on bail rather than remanded in custody by the sounds of it. Lots of trials the defendant isnt in custody.

Sounds simple but thats why everyone who is fat is actually fat tbh. Don't tell them that though, they'll look at you like you've just wiped your arse on their last chocolate eclair. My solids diet is sensible and varied. I know for me it's the pints, combined with the fact that I could do more CV exercise. At least i admit it though.

I did the same and found I was in the bar with one of the accused and his mates - scarpered quick and one lass was really late back as she'd gone shopping for some shoes - the Judge fined her £ 250 on the spot............. That would have been £500 and contempt of court for Gemmill if you'd seen his taste in shoes.

Renton paying his boss compliments on his figure, there the scouse lickspittle.