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I thought the joke was 'head waiter' tbh, but then it seems they werent joined at the head as later on they both shake their heads. I assume that they are joined at the hip and have two legs each, to enable either to safely operate both clutch and brake pedal. Can YOU spot the clue?

Have you been to Galway? Best night out in Ireland, I reckon, although it can be rough enough. The Guards seem afraid to do anything about the gyppos. Just thought it might be the Comfort Inn, because when you book online a lot of the sites have it appear near the top, which I think's fairly funny as I wouldn't want to be some clueless Yank tourist wandering around there after dark. 178069[/snapback] Gallway's on the hitlist like as my mates dad's from there originally so it often crops up. I heard it was a belting night too, aswell as having beautiful scenery. Incidentally, I hope youre not from Waterford as all the girls from there looked like John Mills in Ryan's Daughter.

I wouldn't class Chicago Rock as a club like, I can see where you're coming from with Studio though. Glo is just an extension of Crocs aswell really. 178065[/snapback] They all sound shit tbf.

Not the Comfort Inn by any chance? Not the best area, though it's improving. The locals call it little Africa, they're very evolved around there. 178057[/snapback] Nah it was just up the road from there though. Just a b&b for us as per usual. Gonna make a point of venturing outside of Dublin next time though..maybe even as far as Maithe!

Bit cliquey itbt

Train every 40 minutes? GREAT. We have the LUAS now, of course, which arrived years late and caused more problems than it solved by many accounts. Taxis all the way for me the last few years in Dublin, couldn't be bothered talking to peasants and the taxi drivers are usually a good laugh. 178050[/snapback] Aye the taxi drivers are good entertainment. Ours was hurling abuse at the Waterford, Kerry etc 'bumkins' from his driver window. Quality.

The DART (Dublin Area Rapid Transit), aye, it's shit. We make a good go of a piss up in a brewery, but that's where we draw the line. Dublin will be a car park in a few years, and the spaces will cost more than the US national debt. Where were you in Dublin, MM? I'll give you a few routes to take on the night bus if you want the authentic skanger experience. 178043[/snapback] I stayed up near Parnell Square, mate. I reckon Dublin's alright for getting around on foot fortunately, though I'd get in a taxi if I was going anywhere near that bit near Croke Park. Rough as fucking nuts up there.

The Dart is canny good for getting into Dublin tbs tbs, but the eireann is canny shoite.

You wouldn't last 10 minutes Bumdot! 178002[/snapback] Bumdots probably used to Ireland's public transport to be fair so I dunno...the mongs I saw getting off trains at Connelly Station in Dublin for the Gaelic football t'other week! Jesus wept!

Was it Li3nZ who bought that bag of bricks/mobile phones? Or was that Geordio? Or did he buy a pyramid scheme?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4102960.stm Brief bio there. Camping issues aside, seems like he's led quite a life and has a fair bit about him! Canny bloke. Dunno about the claims he was a high court judge at 25 though? Reckon you could drive a coach and horses through that story (not to mention his teeth) 177877[/snapback] Reckons he's 56 but is actually 63 177881[/snapback] Roger Milla tbf

to tell the truth? totko tbh. 177885[/snapback] Aye, what's totko though? 177889[/snapback] takes one to know one. you jug eared, slack jawed half-wit.

to tell the truth? totko tbh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4102960.stm Brief bio there. Camping issues aside, seems like he's led quite a life and has a fair bit about him! Canny bloke. Dunno about the claims he was a high court judge at 25 though? Reckon you could drive a coach and horses through that story (not to mention his teeth)

Got family next door in Houghton. Chester has a nice 'town' centre, but its chav central. Mackem chav central in point of fact. But aye, its convenient for toon/Gateshead and the sooth all at the same time. As good a bet as any place for a move.

Bung it Gemmills way to help with his spaz feet and waist issues.

The Fish watches QVC in a dressing gown while shadow boxing to eye of the tiger tbh.

Black man's Graham Norton tbh.

How does Gemmill get on his tip-toes to the top shelf/cookie jar etc etc etc with feet like that?

Flat fucking feet? It's 2006 ffs. Who the fuck has flat feet? I thought that was eradicated with the likes of polio.

Those dead people are really looking out for you 177250[/snapback] Tell me about it... I also broke my ankle on the beach in Tossa de mar playing a game of football against a bunch of lads...this huge Bramblesque bloke took my foot one way and I went the other, nipped off to the medical centre, got it x-rayed and plastered up and I was back on the beach within an hour and a half with my leg up on a lilo and a jug of sangria to dull the pain... 177270[/snapback] mmmmm.....bikinis and plastercasts now. Stop it! I'm gonna start touching my front!

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] Anyone seen 'Boxing Helena' btw? Radgina on a bike! 177272[/snapback] Folding bike or motocross?

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Radgina's a double amputee tbf. 177261[/snapback] That reminds me of a film I once watched.... 177265[/snapback] Larry Flint or Forrest Gump?

Just as long as the breasts are perfectly symmetrical? 177260[/snapback] In this case I'd be surprised if they were both still located on the torso.

I think I might have identified a problem...... 177256[/snapback] Mongtastic!