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Have any of you comic buffs heard of Jason Manford? If so what are your opinions? I know him like and just wondered....?

I blame the fans.

The 'alarm bell' electrodes wired to the bollocks of all N-O mods will be going like crazy after that suggestion.

A fine song I take my hat off to you sir (well I would if I were wearing one) 62267[/snapback] Wankers hat? 62270[/snapback] Just what exactly is a wankers hat? Hearing the mackems song about Shearer is the only time I've ever heard it used. 62273[/snapback] Havent the foggiest mate. Always makes me laugh though. ...but if any such thing did exist, Brock would definitely sport one!

A fine song I take my hat off to you sir (well I would if I were wearing one) 62267[/snapback] Wankers hat?

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!) 62246[/snapback] Aye, enormous bogies 62248[/snapback] Shut it you hom, the fil-ums about to start.

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!)

Is that to mop up during the first version or the second? 62239[/snapback] No, I just need a shite and we've run out of loo roll. It's gonna be a messy evening!

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight! 62230[/snapback] Indeed it is! Preppy! Oh and by the way, I meant this Love Story: ........and not this dirty fucking manga filth! 62231[/snapback] I did realise you meant the first one. You're right about the music like - I'm in bits before the film even bloody starts. 62233[/snapback] Just checking. I can never quite tell with you! Right.......I'm off to get the mansize kleenex!

Oh my word. I didn't know that was on tonight! 62230[/snapback] Indeed it is! Preppy! Oh and by the way, I meant this Love Story: ........and not this dirty fucking manga filth!

Love Story is about to start in an hour. Slushy as fuck but when that intro music hits, you just gotta sit down and buckle up for another ride on that emotional rollercoaster! ....dee dah dah dah doo.........dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dah dah dooOOOooooOOOooo!!! Mint!

Sparks has just started posting again, not been on for ages. Although he was a mod on the original Howaythetoon board aswell as a toon chat member. Can't believe this thread is still going like, and Craig man, 8:20am far too early to make sarky comments - go back to bed. 61901[/snapback] .......he said, powerless to avoid posting in it himself!

Actually, you are brilliant at diplomacy, unlike most people on here. Those article are absolute crud 90% of the time! 60070[/snapback] The one with Shepherd as Mussolini and Newcastle as a dictatorship was sensational! 60078[/snapback] I think I read part of that one. Was it by GazP? 60085[/snapback] I think you'll find his full title was Gaz Pearson Writer Newcastle-Online 60086[/snapback] Think he just got a text read out on Football Focus. Summat about George Best RIP. Didnt give him his full title though so can't be sure.

I honestly have no idea. Someone called him Sam, so far as I know, and someone else wondered who Sam was. BTW, you are swearing a lot. As I said, it's the mark of someone who is losing it ......... 60591[/snapback] Pychoanalysis from a true obsessive mentalist. Thanks for the diagnosis. 60593[/snapback] In the usual state of self denial I see 60595[/snapback] That's right, Sigmund. 60598[/snapback] Can we get back to you admitting that Souness isn't good enough for Newcastle and you have no real reason for wanting him to stay on ? Other than the fact that you are hoping against hope he pulls a rabbit out of the hat to get you off admitting you have zero judgement ? 60600[/snapback] Why, are you uncomfortable talking about your girl's night in last night? Did you watch Dirty Dancing? 60606[/snapback] no, just giving you a chance to give up the daft comments .. do you realise you are sounding like a little girl And a young one at that. 61064[/snapback] Howay man.........your comebacks are fucking shite!

Twat of the year? 60872[/snapback] Good post. I agree. 60874[/snapback] Quick, stick it in the Gold forum 60878[/snapback] Stick it up his arse more like. Sideways. 60996[/snapback] You wish. bet you want to grease me up and put it there yourself. 61047[/snapback] I was referring to HTL, mate! Mind you might be more difficult than I first thought as he'd no doubt be talking out of his arse at the time.

Twat of the year? 60872[/snapback] Good post. I agree. 60874[/snapback] Quick, stick it in the Gold forum 60878[/snapback] Stick it up his arse more like. Sideways.

Dickweed! Karl's ava is of some sort of DJ circuitry isnt it? Mine's of Carey Mulligan (Ada Clare out of Bleak House) Whachu talkin' about Willis?? 60837[/snapback] It wasn't before, it was of a building (??), and at a glance I kept getting mixed up between your posts and his. Now it's changed to some bird out of Bleak House so I'll let you off. 60840[/snapback] Aye, it was briefly of City Tower in Manchester, while I searched for pics of 'some bird out of Bleak House'. Dunno why it's scrambled mind! 60844[/snapback] It's not now of pressed refresh. Jeezus! 60851[/snapback] An English degree? 60855[/snapback] Giving 'em away mate. Giving 'em away!

Dickweed! Karl's ava is of some sort of DJ circuitry isnt it? Mine's of Carey Mulligan (Ada Clare out of Bleak House) Whachu talkin' about Willis?? 60837[/snapback] It wasn't before, it was of a building (??), and at a glance I kept getting mixed up between your posts and his. Now it's changed to some bird out of Bleak House so I'll let you off. 60840[/snapback] Aye, it was briefly of City Tower in Manchester, while I searched for pics of 'some bird out of Bleak House'. Dunno why it's scrambled mind!

Dickweed! Karl's ava is of some sort of DJ circuitry isnt it? Mine's of Carey Mulligan (Ada Clare out of Bleak House) Whachu talkin' about Willis??

And someone will be along to talk about that comma soon. 60803[/snapback] 60806[/snapback] Fuck the pair of you's I'm getting £100k a year to sit on here all day. 60810[/snapback] Are you sat on the bosses lap? 60813[/snapback] It's a reference to tomm0 on N-O. 60818[/snapback] I know! Mine was a reference to you sitting on your boss's penis for money. 60820[/snapback] I know, well I didn't know you knew about tomm0 but I got the reference. OK? 60823[/snapback]

And someone will be along to talk about that comma soon. 60803[/snapback] 60806[/snapback] Fuck the pair of you's I'm getting £100k a year to sit on here all day. 60810[/snapback] Are you sat on the bosses lap? 60813[/snapback] It's a reference to tomm0 on N-O. 60818[/snapback] I know! Mine was a reference to you sitting on your boss's penis for money.

And someone will be along to talk about that comma soon. 60803[/snapback] 60806[/snapback] Fuck the pair of you's I'm getting £100k a year to sit on here all day. 60810[/snapback] Are you sat on the bosses lap?

'ass' for short.

Keeping this place from dying tbh 60605[/snapback] Yeah well, can we get back to slagging off N-O instead of infighting? Anyway, I want nominations on who we should approach to "invite" ()over here. I'd quite like to see: Calimag Mick Bluestar (who doesn't post here nearly enough) That's for starters. Oh, and we can exchange some of our undesirables (but please not me ). 60607[/snapback] Can we get Tomm0 over here? Would be nice to have a little chat with him regarding the footballing qualities of Foluwashola Ameobi 60766[/snapback] He's on 50k you know, a year after dropping out of college 60767[/snapback] We should definitely have a public vote on who to 'invite' over here (platinum clique membership included). If HTT saw that this thread would run to 100 pages easy! 60770[/snapback] Apparently HTT has received hundreds of PM's claiming we're constantly trying to poach his members. Whoever we did invite would strangely become a moderator or an admin on there within minutes. 60771[/snapback] I was poached but never offered moderatorship. 60773[/snapback] Left 'by mutual consent' I heard.

Keeping this place from dying tbh 60605[/snapback] Yeah well, can we get back to slagging off N-O instead of infighting? Anyway, I want nominations on who we should approach to "invite" ()over here. I'd quite like to see: Calimag Mick Bluestar (who doesn't post here nearly enough) That's for starters. Oh, and we can exchange some of our undesirables (but please not me ). 60607[/snapback] Can we get Tomm0 over here? Would be nice to have a little chat with him regarding the footballing qualities of Foluwashola Ameobi 60766[/snapback] He's on 50k you know, a year after dropping out of college 60767[/snapback] We should definitely have a public vote on who to 'invite' over here (platinum clique membership included). If HTT saw that this thread would run to 100 pages easy! 60770[/snapback] Apparently HTT has received hundreds of PM's claiming we're constantly trying to poach his members. Whoever we did invite would strangely become a moderator or an admin on there within minutes. 60771[/snapback]