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I don't know about anyone else, but girls with swollen eyes, smashed noses and gammy knees really do it for me.

Hello? Vision Solutions? Yeah, just had one of your salesmen on, Geordie kidda.....aye the fat one, red faced chap....thats him yeah (laughs) well the cheeky fecker told me I should go to Coldseal instead, said you lot were a bunch of robbin Yorkshire twats who toss off in the putty. Do you? seriously? eeeeuuurrrrghh 177248[/snapback]

I think he qualified a year or two back. His spats with JJ were legendary. He was a prize cock-end who came out with the odd pearl of a post.

He wouldnt buy a water to put them out tbf. JOKE!

To be fair I never got it when he went off on one with the article thing claiming that that was what he did because he was so fucking good at it. It didnt really fit with the rest of his persona. Having said that it had all the portents of the way HTT took N-O after that. Spooky really. The article was class by the way, just for all the wrong reasons.

JJ was quality craic on here to be fair. Tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm though.

JJ loved that view.

In lieu of rent I heard. Though Pud wasnt complaining.

......fucking crying here!

.....the fact I spelt it Scott suggests I meant Gemmill though, I grant you that one. PS.......I'm joking, Scott! If anything I probably owe you one.

I'm joshing you quadraspaz! Anyway I'm the master of double meaning. It could be referring to Scott, or it could be referring to a Scot. I'm messing with your minds, man!

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts. 177137[/snapback] You reckon it's a trade-off then? 177153[/snapback] Could be. Have a purge and see what happens. You could turn up to the Wigan game like Michael Heseltine. 177155[/snapback] 177170[/snapback] Michael Heseltine is a debonair millionaire tbh. It's really not the best example to use. Though if Alex was to buy a drink..... 177171[/snapback] You cheeky cunt. Good job I know you're deliberately confusing me with one or two others that spring to mind 177184[/snapback] Couldnt let you off 'Scott free'. I'm mentioning no names here of course.

.... his flying pig is grounded because of the terrorist threats. And swine fever.

I firmly believe that you'd still have hair if it wasn't for all these pointless facts. 177137[/snapback] You reckon it's a trade-off then? 177153[/snapback] Could be. Have a purge and see what happens. You could turn up to the Wigan game like Michael Heseltine. 177155[/snapback] 177170[/snapback] Michael Heseltine is a debonair millionaire tbh. It's really not the best example to use. Though if Alex was to buy a drink.....

It baffles me how they can even get the 'buck' pissed on Fosters out of those quarter pint tumblers tbh.

Two of the first three of those Australian stories involve cows.

Combi boiler playing up?

Would gypsies have sales targets now then?

So an autonym is an endonym, man alive I had that wrong all these years 177133[/snapback] Was JJ an autonym or just a very bad flatmate?

No, but sesquipedalian is sesquipedalian 177127[/snapback] aaahh..I remember when Gullit came to toon promising sesquipedalian football.

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't. I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more. I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. 177106[/snapback] How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less?? 177117[/snapback] Like when Alex goes home at night. 177120[/snapback] I thought Alex was an algorythm? Or summat.

I thought we concluded that 'autonym' was the only true autonym?

I am more confused than when I didnt know what it meant 177076[/snapback] I thought it was a word that described itself. HTT was right about this place btw 177080[/snapback] Like 'orange' you mean?