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I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea?

Real first name: Sammy Nickname: At school in manc 'Geordie', to friends and family in the North East 'Mancy' Age: 28 Occupation: Solicitor Location: manchester (always with a small 'm' you'll note) Language(s) spoken? English, French, Northern Irish Avatart - why? Future missus Previous avatarts? Gazza Tell us when you first joined the boards? November 2002. Board highlights? Oceania/Man Love Board lowlights? Gemmill, Dr Seuss What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Another job where I spent all my time posting on here Pets? R.I.P. I play a bit like.... Zidane Football heroes? Gazza, Keegan, Big Al Football villains? Gazza, Alex Ferguson Best advice given? Every hole's a goal. Ideal partner? Michelle Marsh Ideal dinner date? Ideal meal? Either the perfect curry or something Italian with plenty of basil and tomatoes Can you cook? aye Current wheels? Renault Clio Biggest influence? Gravity TV programmes? The Office, Father Ted, Time Team Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish n Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian. Chicken Korma, Chicken Karahi, or Chick Pea Masala Favourite tunes? Too many. Joy Division 'Love will tear us apart' being the best tune I've listened to today Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss at a push George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? Ferris Bueller, The Graduate, Rosemary's Baby, Donnie Darko, The Breakfast Club If I won a million pounds.... I intend to earn it. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? drunk-15/16??? Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes (suspended for a week). Favourite insult? You fucking perfect idiot! Not a lot of people know that......I'm an excellent pool player Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £300 on a jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5 that get a regular airing I'm obsessed with.....Helena Christensen In 5 years time, I hope to be....33

I thought of that and then thought there was a possibility that you were in Durham for work or something. Decided to leave well alone anyway in case I made myself look daft. 36038[/snapback] I fail to see the element of risk tbh.

I think he looks more like a porn star than a hooker tbh.

As Tom said, it should have been Ashington. Two Hail Marys and see me after class. 35029[/snapback] Try Ashington Aquarium and you're getting there 35130[/snapback] Listen, you pair of bastards. It's my joke and it's staying as it is!! 35448[/snapback] But Cath, no one will laugh. I can't see you go through the pain. 35454[/snapback] It's true. She's no Lenny Henry, like tbh.

Mixtape? Sounds a bit gay tbh 33177[/snapback] Homophobe! 33182[/snapback] Quite like their second album.

Mixtape? Sounds a bit gay tbh

Two lesbians. Sisters. I'm just watching.

Looks both ways before wiping his arse.

28 the morra me!

Heard Adamski and Seal - 'Killer' last night for the first time in years. Chooooon!

Pebbledashed down the side of the pan I'd guess.

I tried to dress it up a bit........but yeah, you're pretty much right! The keyword is definitely curves. And you dont get them on skinny girls.

Michael Owen is only two inches above the eligibility for a state registered midget. With full attendant benefits. 27159[/snapback] As is Papa Laz if memory serves.......

Michael Owen is only two inches above the eligibility for a state registered midget. With full attendant benefits.

I'm not saying they have to be huge!!! In fact ironically smaller often gets my attention more in the first instance (ie strappy vest tops etc) and slender girls can often look more 'elegant' but in the long term I think I'd have to go for curves. That goes for waists and hips too.

That's a risk you're often prepared to take though isn't it? 27131[/snapback] Dickhead! No bombing in the shallow end!

At the risk of sounding really shallow, I do find myself starting to lose interest after a while unless they've got the curves up top. That sounds awful I know.

Veal and seal cub

Started watching that Catherine Tate show accidentally as it's on straight after Extras. Didnt realise it was a second series-missed all of the first. Some funny stuff in there. Jo Brand is absolute gash.

Graphic! Did you type that with one hand, Tommy Dickfingers?

Fucking hell..that one doesnt even rhyme!

Me too. £3.45 a pint in Didsbury though, if you please! 14226[/snapback] I think its about £3.10 in the Cluny 14230[/snapback] Serious 'fanny tax' in most of Didsbury like. £3.10 is steep enough.

I find it hard to believe that Consett is south of anywhere! Froze my cucharachas off in that place! Oh and by the way Craig...

I recognise that name, i have mates in Consett I used to see them when i stayed at a friends in Stanley. 14220[/snapback] More pre-Glasnost I would have said. 14227[/snapback] ......Oh fucking hell....here we go!