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Yea, but you still would like, wouldn't you ? 186440[/snapback] Face like a bag of bricks/mobile phones tbh. Nah, joke. Blurks voice tho. Unforgiveable iywmho. 186646[/snapback] Proper slut though, snogged two different blokes in the space of 7 weeks after all. 186648[/snapback] With your eyes closed I imagine it would be like tonguing Bernard Manning. 186653[/snapback] And what was that like? 186659[/snapback] Zip it Alex you old slag. We've all done things we're not proud of.

Yea, but you still would like, wouldn't you ? 186440[/snapback] Face like a bag of bricks/mobile phones tbh. Nah, joke. Blurks voice tho. Unforgiveable iywmho. 186646[/snapback] Proper slut though, snogged two different blokes in the space of 7 weeks after all. 186648[/snapback] With your eyes closed I imagine it would be like tonguing Bernard Manning.

Yea, but you still would like, wouldn't you ? 186440[/snapback] Face like a bag of bricks/mobile phones tbh. Nah, joke. Blurks voice tho. Unforgiveable iywmho.

Did my A-Levels 10 years ago this year. Jesus wept tbh.

Lies tbh. Anyway I was referring to the fact that you and Renton alone were taking up half the floorspace. I think Renton's missus is one of those 'feeders' you read about/see on Channel 5.

You see, that happened when we got there after the game aswell. I batted my eyelashes and smiled seductively and the bloke on the door let me and Gems in no bother Good to meet Renton and his good lady - hope to see you in there again, and fantastic surprise post-match appearance by the useless Manc and his missus - always a pleasure 181163[/snapback] Good to put some new faces to names. Isegrim is too small to be a proper German and in case Bridget and Papa Laz were wondering why the bouncers werent letting anyone else in.....well I'll simply say this: Gemmill and Renton in the same room. Lard city tbh. Frightening.

On a Pythonesque tangent; saw the ancient Greek philosophers v German Political luminaries football match for the first time in ages the other day. Quality moments were: 1. Commentator: "Beckenbaur, a surprise inclusion there" 2. Karl Marx warming up on the sideline 3. The Greeks winning goal after Archimedes Eureka moment. Quality goal tbf and fucking hilarious!

Aren't imaginary people talking to you more like your mystic mates? 180241[/snapback] mine are'nt imaginary and their no dwarves... 180242[/snapback] Just seven words in that sentence. Seven. And you managed both of those errors! We need a spelling forum.

I was going to invite you but that avatar just puts me off. 179960[/snapback] He's much better looking than me to be fair.

I'm considering it cos wor lass is a work-a-holic and I'm going stir crazy tipping up for work everyday without the prospect of a holiday.

Virgil reckons you did arse to mouth.

I'm just a radgepacket anyway - I don't need a few drinks for that to annoy me I just hate ignorance and people who are drunk to the point of knobendness. 179642[/snapback] Sammy, take note 179649[/snapback] Nah, some people get funnier the more drunk they get and Sammy falls into that category. Well, except for when he got us thrown out of a bowling alley... 179653[/snapback] Forceably ejected by a midget bouncer. I've never lived it down.

Achtung Baby 179629[/snapback] Achtung my arse!

ahhhh...'neu' is German for 'new' then? The penny drops-I get it! And they have some German connection I spose? Tenuous tbh.

Dont mean to sound pedantic, but apart from signifying that theyre from Newcastle, the 'NEU2' tag doesnt actually have any word play significance does it? Which is usually the convention amongst tribute bands. Unless I'm missing something. 179598[/snapback] Best tribute band name I've seen is Bon Geordie. 179602[/snapback] Now thats a name!

Dont mean to sound pedantic, but apart from signifying that theyre from Newcastle, the 'NEU2' tag doesnt actually have any word play significance does it? Which is usually the convention amongst tribute bands. Unless I'm missing something.

Automatic 5 for not being heavy, 6 for being shaggable (next door neighbour look, perhaps?, 7 nice arse, nice rack, hasnt got acne, 8 see (7) but with a bigger rack, 9 Nice arse, nick rack, nice face, probably got a juicy flange, 10 all of the above, shes pissed, and passed out on the sofa, with her mouth gaping open. 179312[/snapback] Whats your lass score on that ratings index like? Presumably lower than a six if youre contemplating curling one off to some gap-toothed trogladite 'six-er' (my next door neighbour is 70!)

Keith Lard : D'ya know what my greatest fear is? Audience member: Rabies?

They dont have a say when theres neebody else in the office. People are out and about half the day.

Nice. I was just listening to If You Must. 179021[/snapback]

Schoolhouse Rock - Three Del The Funky Homosapien - Mr Dobalina

..........er, NO!

Lover lover lover-Leonard Cohen

tbh. Smacks of it.