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Me too. £3.45 a pint in Didsbury though, if you please!

Only been there once. And that statement will probably never change.

Fuck me gently! Cheap at half the price!

'Cheeky Vimto' to give it it's full title. Been out of my tree on that stuff.

I always thought you were Sikh? What's with that turban then? Just accessorising?

I could........ But then I'm really not that bothered! 14149[/snapback] Jesus Titty-fucking Christ!

It is a metaphor for a lack of faith not because someone disagrees with you. 14110[/snapback] Whoosh? 14138[/snapback] You can't do that either. Gemmill doesnt like it.

Has green pubes?

Are you and her still together like? 14123[/snapback] Jesus wept. 14124[/snapback] How very dare you!

Are you and her still together like?

Thats the badger! I'm sure that was to sammynb himself as well, hence his gutted face! It was totally called for as well on that occasion. Textbook deployment.

Load of bollocks. I'm all for it. It's perfect for expressing profound frustration at someones complete fucking ineptitude or their singular inability to grasp a point that you might be trying to make. And lets face it theres a lot of that goes on on O-N, what with some* of the IQ's struggling to make double figures. Someone also suggested that it was a new phrase too? I'm pretty sure I've heard it all my life though (mainly from my mum when shouting at me ) sammynb...isn't this just cos SLP 'jesus wept'd' you the other day? *Not all, but quite a few-though I hope it doesnt become a critical mass.

You make half of this shit up, I reckon.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger.

Sign your name across my heart, baby!

there we go ... just thought i'd quote this so that we'd have it on the new page too 11082[/snapback] C'mon, you know that only works for this pic: 13974[/snapback] Meenz....take a look at both of those pics again. Surely hetero is worth one last try!

I'll take that as a 'no' then.

Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi?

and when he was finished, his goatee had mysteriously vanished... 13962[/snapback] Immac absolutely hums n'est-ce pas? Couldnt have gone down straight away to be honest, you're a better man than me!

Jesus Tonight!

I'd like to think it drops out with fucking shame!

Carpet muncher! *under breath* "Tastes like rust, man ffs!!!" *under breath*

I could probably have put that better. 13575[/snapback] Fucking hell Sammy. Obviously spoilt for choice at the moment are you?! 13698[/snapback] How did you know I was ambidextrous?

I could probably have put that better. 13575[/snapback] Actually, no I couldnt!