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Dont say it to a Jamaican

Of Taylor27 proportions?!

Teddy Edwards was mint tbh. He had his own helicopter in the book I had. It was an actual helicopter an arl. Not a cartoon one.

It's a Jamaican cuss word. There were no rastas in his bedroom either by the way.

Are we s'posed to be calling him 'Kart' now instead of 'Kite'?

I dunno like......they seemed to be relatively compos mentis ale wise.....just not so much football wise.

152334[/snapback] He wasnt there at the time you rassclot! Seen some mucky things in that house tho but! FACT!

How good was that game? Cracking stuff! Two things in particular: 1. Did anyone see the Australia fans when they scored? It's weird, it's like they dont actually understand whats going on on the pitch. Kewell's went in and they looked happy but a bit bemused. I get the distinct impression that they don't completely understand the game! 2. Has the Simunic situation been confirmed yet? Did Poll actually give him 3 yellows? How funny would it have been if he'd got the winner if he should have been off? Poll would never have been allowed to ref a game again!

She's about 12 years older than him. Ive been in their bedroom. FACT!

I scored 10 last night against a bunch of Indians but you dont hear me going on. Worse than Australians tbh. Was like shelling peas.

Class! Good work! Those pictures reminded me of a book from my childhood called 'Around the World with Teddy Edwards'. Also the pics are even funnier cos I imagine how weird it must look to everyone when they see a 30 stone hairy arsed Australian taking photos of his teddy bear.

Goals scored in five-a-side (including late dramatic equalisers) are not real goals.

All doctors are slags tbh

Fucking genius! It's all the better as bride and groom must have been sat there squirming knowing what was coming!

COME ON GHANA MAN WOMAN MAN LIYKE!!!!

yes if Ghana mange a draw or win as well 152124[/snapback] Nice one. Can't see it but I'd piss meself if they did!

If Italy lose are they out?

Marginally less gay than his usual netball tho but... 152115[/snapback] depends where they were touching tbh.

hahaha touch rugby haha

Still looks useful in the masters tournaments. An option if Peter Withe is unavailable

I dont remember anything about it at all, so I'd imagine a 10am K.O. with a 9am start on the ale would have been about right.

152021[/snapback] Nothing even happened in Brokeback Mountain. Made homs look like a right bunch of boring puffs.

How about Alan Shearer? How much more proof do you want?