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Owen's injury spoilt the whole bloody night for me. My lass didn't do herself any favours like.... Me: Fuck, Owen's injured! Her: He's been shit anyway. Me: But he plays for Newcastle AND he's injured...AGAIN!!! Her: So, atleast Crouch can come on now. I like Crouch She claims to be a Newcastle fan aswell 151483[/snapback] Forgive the candour, but when your missus is basically saying that Crouch is eye candy then you have to take a very long (or very short) look in the mirror.

Fook me, did the Sorting Hat ever get it wrong? 151171[/snapback] Not often 151480[/snapback] They're some spacka house names them to be fair!

I would make it Hargreaves Beckham Gerrard Lampard Cole Rooney I wish people would stop bleating on about Defoe aswell. Would anybody serioulsy want him on the pitch, I know I bloody wouldnt. I am much happier with him in England where there is no chance of him playing 151465[/snapback] Because unlike Walcott he's a proven striker who can be played straight in there despite his poor form last season. Sven gave a clear indication against Sweden when he brought Crouch on that he has no intention of playing Walcott unless we are winning the game comfortably then he'll just put him in there for the last 5 minutes. At the end of the day we are down to three strikers, but you might as well say two...! 151474[/snapback] It's worse than that tbh. I'd say we were down to two-and one of those two we play a fucking God awful way to accomodate. The Walcott inclusion is looking more and more ridiculous. I absolutely cannot stand Defoe but I have to say we could use his services. Can you imagine where we'd be if a 60% fit Rooney picked up an injury now?

Looking back, there was a disproportionate number of mongs in Herald, Lincoln and Kenillworth.

Catholic?

WARNING: (More Beckham bashing) Beckham's value to that team looks severely diminished by not having beanpole Crouch to lump his long balls up to. We're so limited for options generally though its fucking depressing the hell out of me. I'd be tempted to play Walcott with Rooney-fuck knows why Sven brought him along otherwise-having said that for that to work I'd have liked to have seen him on against the Swedes yesterday to get aclimatised when Rooney came off, but that chance has passed by too.

You dont see him week in week out for Munich etc etc tbh. Did you hear Southgate last night? "I think Hargreaves comes in for a lot of unfair criticism" Tildsley: Why Gareth? " Because people dont see him week in week out for Munich!" No shit Sherlock-and how is THAT relevant??? Yes it's comfort enough for me that he has great games in the German league - that makes up for the fact he's consistently utterly fucking abysmal for us. To be fair to him he played well last night in a limited spoiling role against a very limited opposition. Though youre right he did foul an awful lot.

Gotta be the missus who's chosen that name. Way too classy for you!

FUCKING COME ON!!!! We need to top the group now so lets GET THE FUCK UP for this one!

Not a fan of tats on the lasses tbh. ATM? 151255[/snapback] arse to mouth 151257[/snapback] I said dont!

Not a fan of tats on the lasses tbh. ATM? 151255[/snapback] ........actually dont.......I think I've just figured it out!

Not a fan of tats on the lasses tbh. ATM?

Dane Milton Kenillworth Stuart Avon Royal Herald Forrest Lincoln York Cant remember the rest..........anyway havent got a clue what they meant/stood for.

shagged a lot worse 151248[/snapback] I can well believe it tbh.

And to be fair, Wadsworth's a better socialist.

One bag on her head and one on mine in case hers should fall off.

I concur thin lips and all round stumpyness.. *shudder* 151224[/snapback] Thin lips on a girl is inexcusable tbh. On the stumpyness issue I tread a very fine line. I dont go for tall girls at all-i'm all about the shorter laydee, but that can often bring a whole lot of stumpiness issues. Small and petite is the holy grail tbh.

She's worth mine. 151216[/snapback] Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes? 151217[/snapback] spacka boots tbh 151227[/snapback]

Agree with the 80's sentiment, but if it gets 'two bagger' Fearne Cotton off my screen its a blessing tbh.

She's worth mine. 151216[/snapback] Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes? 151217[/snapback] yeah - kinda browny things. what about them? 151219[/snapback] Precisely. Very observant. And if youre that observant you'll have no trouble spotting that boat-race.

Hand was as far as I'd go for now. I'm still new to all this.

She's worth mine. 151216[/snapback] Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

I won't be shopping at Halfords for the foreseeable future

how good is Malbranque ? 151118[/snapback] He's no Craig Bellamy. 151119[/snapback] Who is tbh? 151179[/snapback] Darren Ambrose?? Oh no, wait sorry, he is the new Pele, tbh. 151188[/snapback] The only discernible difference being that Ambrose has no erectile tissue problems

In-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in the 21st century, it was Christians. Chr-chr-chr-chr-christians. 151193[/snapback]