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Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally' 131684[/snapback] "All he wants to do is wank himself stupid, wank fanny waaaaank!" 131856[/snapback]

Boss Hogg tbh

Thats never her. What did you swap her for? A picture of your cock? Anyways I reckon more along these lines tbh,

Wanker. 131680[/snapback] Wanker par excellence tbh. PS the title of this thread makes me imagine Smooth screaming 'Sunshine Fanny' down Northumberland Street in the style of the Committments 'Mustang Sally'

It's like the Bahamas here in Manc. I'm like a pig in shit. Having said that, it's a bit of an exercise in taking the 'rough with the smooth' at times. Theres folk that should definitely know better. I bet it's fucking Baltic up there at the minute.

I bet it's brass monkeys up there at the minute.

Anyone attending the 5-a-side in the summer, Gemmill is now only a few lbs off being an exact ringer for Caine. Incidentally, how was Von Steiner sposed to have "played for Germany in 1938"? He must have been 60 in 1940-odd when the film is set.

Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out. 131516[/snapback] But would you prefer ones that didn't react to anything. 131544[/snapback] Trust me, I always get a reaction! I just dont want to be prodded in the eye/mouth/earhole by something(s) resembling chipolata sausages.

Being something of an expert on breasts , I would love to spend half an hour, or more, giving hers the full treatment. They were magnificent 131504[/snapback] I find this sort of attitude reckless in the extreme tbh. Safety goggles required at the very least or there'd be eyes out.

Think of me more as a disciple, searching tirelessly for the holy grail (of chebs).

Did you see the documentary about The Naked Rambler? He was walking from L/End to J'o'Groats with a girlfreind. Along the way, they mat one of his other girlfreinds. Anyway, the two girls got on sooooo well that they spent the night together He was not a happy chappy in the morning as he hadn't been involved in the night-time frolics!!! Oh, and you should have seen the nipples on his girlfreind - like fuckin' organ stops, the whole time:o 131445[/snapback] I saw that programme-he was a bit of a spaz. As for his girlfriends nipples, am I the only person who finds 'organ stop-esque' nipples alarming? I'd run a fucking mile tbh.

I've not seen any of this and havent even got a fucking clue what youre talking about. Escape to Victory is on TCM RIGHT NOW however.

Sophie is a rugby player?? I'm not getting any cheap thrills out of this at all tbh. For shame.

He might just have been pleased to see you!

It looks too complicated for a coolgen developer to get any pleasure from tbh.

Jesus wept! You'd be ashamed to climb down your stairs in the morning and leave the house.

Gemmill is a wanker, He wears a nacho hat.. etc etc

In all seriousness, what height are you you little Byker shithouse?

*Readers voice: You spawny get!

Forget your gun? 130914[/snapback]

She might be there but I'll leave the papoose at home this time. PS you cant blame her for being all over me likes fly's round shit!

Did you see the three part series 'The Fight' that was shown on the beeb about the history of boxing? It was also repeated on UK History or something recently. The first one featured Jack Johnson a lot. It was an excellent series. 130862[/snapback] The singer or the boxer? 130864[/snapback] Guess. Are you up for the match at the weekend btw? 130879[/snapback] Aye. The second I heard Cath was out of the country I put the feelers out.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something? 130623[/snapback] I'd give you one.....I think. 130625[/snapback] 130871[/snapback] It's so thinly veiled these days it makes you cringe. The lad just needs to accept it.

Did you see the three part series 'The Fight' that was shown on the beeb about the history of boxing? It was also repeated on UK History or something recently. The first one featured Jack Johnson a lot. It was an excellent series. 130862[/snapback] The singer or the boxer?

Yeah but Gemmill was sat next to him in some gay bar or summat apparently.