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By the way, on the subject......is neebody else just a little bit squeemish about being prodded there?

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic. 87270[/snapback] Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc? 87272[/snapback] Might be I don't know what the Humber Bridge is a euphamism for. but its the bit between your back wheels and the bottom of your arse cleff. 87274[/snapback] Nah mate I got that...was just a reference to the rest of this ridiculously dubious thread.

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic. 87270[/snapback] Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc?

A general " " tbh

Theatre of Blood is on tonight at midnight, BBC1. Classic camp horror.

ze butler did it tbh. 87253[/snapback] He doesnt speak dutch tbh.

Is that including his alleged £100,000 a week wages? 87211[/snapback] We've managed to knock him down 10k a week? Excellent. Allegedly. 87213[/snapback] The fat bastard is obiously doing something other than pulling in his dividend - let's give him the freedom of the city tbh! 87242[/snapback] He'd settle for the freedom of Greggs tbh.

Since when are you Dutch? 87232[/snapback] Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. 87241[/snapback] I'm only up to fucking 'S' man! Anyway, I don't think he's that arsed about no sex before marriage, it's just she's a right fucking cock teaser. 87245[/snapback]

I'd watch where you're putting that finger tbh. 87236[/snapback] Headed straight for SLP's Humber Bridge tbh. 87237[/snapback]

The female g-spot's a myth though, right? 87231[/snapback] g-g-g-g... g-unit!

he's expanding tbh. 87225[/snapback] Like a miniature buddah tbh.

I went with a girl who did that, wasn't very pleasant after she finished me off. I was sat on her bed and farted, it was a wet fart..... 87221[/snapback] See GF.......can't you just use subtle allusion and metaphor like Karl here. Jesus wept tbh!

Far too much information before tea-time.

1 pound in and hourlong tailbacks during rush hour?

Is that including his alleged £100,000 a week wages? 87211[/snapback] We've managed to knock him down 10k a week? Excellent. Allegedly.

Sue fucking Barker? 87208[/snapback] No, Karl fucking Sue Barker

That's what I said to him, you think she'd have fucking noticed? 'Spilt some milk love. Sorry.' 87204[/snapback] If it was me the curtains'd be like a Jackson Pollock.

In all seriousness though, I cant understand whats in it for a girl-and some do actually profess to liking it.

That wasnt the sort of answer I was expecting tbh.

Whats he wank on the floor for though the dirty bastard?

I think it's true. They do that on Roomraiders on MTV-the dating show where they go round the persons bedroom and make a 'blind' decision based on what the room tells them about the person. They scan a U-V light over the sheets sometimes. Not that I watch that shit you understand.

I think it's the sort of question that demands an answer.

A wise choice.

brown-eye opening tbh

Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] GERLD! SMO in subliminal bumlove message shocker! 87145[/snapback] Oh no sussed, it's time to admit it's Wacky here, i'm at the Operator's house on his new laptop waiting in for Ikea to deliver some wardrobes while he's at work! Got sacked from my new job yesterday, they sussed me for a work-shy cunt the second I walked through the door. Bastards! Back to 6 wanks a day for me. 87153[/snapback] It stunts your growth you know, that type of carry on!