manc-mag

That's a shame. Did you actually get to see any minge though? Did anyone else go to a school where there was a rumour there was a hole somewhere in the shower room where you could get an eyeful on the lasses? I imagine that myth is probably ubiquitous. 59707[/snapback] Absolutely. Was at least one of the male and female PE staff supposed to be homo an all and watched you taking showers?

Bender tbh. 59684[/snapback] That is one of the gayest admissions I've ever heard like. 59685[/snapback] Probably went with one of his mates too. Like lasses do. 59686[/snapback] What was I supposed to do? Walk around with shitty pants for the rest of the day?! I assume that's what you two did, although I'd have thought you'd want to keep clean for each other. 59695[/snapback] To be honest I think I may have gone my entire school career without doing a '2' on school premises-and that was principally because of the greaseproof/tracing paper stuff they tried to pass off as bogroll. What the fuck was all that about?

Thank fuck for that, I was getting sick of you asking! 59700[/snapback] Minge-rot!

Statistically, that must have been the one single moment that entire term that they werent actually doing that. Imagine the odds. *Puts fingers in ears* "Lalalalala!"

"Crowd favourite" Shola tends to disprove that. 59568[/snapback] Yes, but Shola's black. 59597[/snapback] So glad you said that before I did Come on Neil, you've been called out in two different threads now, show your face. 59638[/snapback] For the last time.......who the fuck is Neil??!!

On an unrelated note, I've always imagined Wacky to look like that little goblin out of the Steven King film Cat's Eye.

Bender tbh. 59684[/snapback] That is one of the gayest admissions I've ever heard like. 59685[/snapback] Probably went with one of his mates too. Like lasses do.

Bender tbh.

Anyone notice the toilets at Cardiff had no urinals (at least not on level 6, and not if you discount the sink). How stupid was that? The toilets at the Cumberland in Tynemouth always confuse people. 59674[/snapback] Soopafan alert! 59676[/snapback] Well I'm assuming everyone on here went, except Craig, obviously. 59678[/snapback] Sammy went on my ticket (long-ish story). 59680[/snapback] Meaning manc-mag. Sammynb wouldnt have got one cheek on one of them seats.

Aye it takes a while though, do you go back the next morning for it like? 59669[/snapback] Next morning, these have been lying a fortnight i just haven't bothered my arse to go out and pick them up until now because it's freezing. Like a fucking minefield the back yard and the binman are due tomorrow 59673[/snapback] You do have the dog with you again the next day though right? Cos it would look weird if you were just walking about on your own collecting random turds.

Is your computer rationing vowels and punctuation marks, Karl? 59666[/snapback] Least of his worries in the above post tbh. 59667[/snapback] True. He only said he 'might' stop going an all. Must do a canny pint like. Or a decent babycham at least. 59671[/snapback] A pint of what though 59672[/snapback] KY lube I'd imagine.

Is your computer rationing vowels and punctuation marks, Karl? 59666[/snapback] Least of his worries in the above post tbh. 59667[/snapback] True. He only said he 'might' stop going an all. Must do a canny pint like. Or a decent babycham at least.

Is your computer rationing vowels and punctuation marks, Karl?

I think I know him. Joke! Bad form that. I wouldnt let it 'colour' my view of an entire ethnic group though. And on a practical note, stick with Abduls on Wilmslow Road. Anything your side of Upper Brook Street is asking for trouble anyway. Gunchester tbh.

There's a chance he'll get the firing squad. Won't happen like, but 15 years hard labour in a nam prison might finish him off. 59232[/snapback] Hope he goes to prison tbh, fucking sick cunt. I don't see why he would need to molester kids if he is a celeb, there's shit loads of lasses that would love to just shag a celeb, doesnt need to gaan and fuck kids the nonce. 59233[/snapback] Jesus wept.

Scum. Sub-human scum. tbh.

We're all agreed then, U2 are shhiiiyyyyiiiiite! Or bono is anyways.

That a forum about cows? 59201[/snapback] last week it was sheep, this week it's cows eh 59203[/snapback] 59213[/snapback] Takes me back, that does!

I've always imagined SO to have a similar pair of specs tbh. 59182[/snapback] I've got 20/20 son, only thing i have in common with that lump of lard is hair colour. Speaking of fat fuckers, walked into work this morning, must have been about 50 yards behind this massive wife, she had about 20 foot to go before getting to the doors, i got there first and as i past her she was struggling to breath, and had propped her arm up against a post trying to catch her breath, i looked round at her to be greeted my a thick,course female beard! It's terrible what hormones can do to a woman! 59204[/snapback] Gemmill is living proof tbh.

I've always imagined SO to have a similar pair of specs tbh. 59182[/snapback] He guzzles chocolate bars like him i know that much, I've seen it with my own eyes 59185[/snapback] I admit I'm partial to a bar of chocolate after lunch, i like the odd biscuit too but it's nowt excessive and my new 34" jeans are getting slacker by the day! You have to eat well before you go round to Wacky's cos you get nowt there, jobless bastard wont even give you a cuppa! 59206[/snapback]

Your fault then was it Samuel? 59198[/snapback] I should qualify for one of those disabled parking spaces at this rate.

Sorry young sammy (sorry manc-mag) but if you didn't bother specifying what time zone, how is it my fault you have a flaw in your argument. By the way that Mr fatty you young whipper snapper. 59190[/snapback] I tipped the scales at 15 stone today so I should probably bite my lip anyway tbh.

LM, manc-mag's christian name is sammy and mate on a number of occasions I've had to re-read threads to make sure it's not me they are refering to when the name sammy pops up. Either way I'm right about both forum re-Neil. 58796[/snapback] To avoid future confusion, you could be called 'fat sammy'. What d'you reckon? I'd accept that as a compromise. ........that or 'Geordie Fish II' 58867[/snapback] I'll give you til 10.30 am to respond with any objections. If you genuinely dont want to be renamed you'll make your position abundantly clear. 58868[/snapback] How about you stay as manc-mag and I'll stay as steve! It's only 8:47am here so I've made your deadline 59183[/snapback] No deal fatty!

I've always imagined SO to have a similar pair of specs tbh. 59182[/snapback] He guzzles chocolate bars like him i know that much, I've seen it with my own eyes 59185[/snapback] It's his missus I feel sorry for tbh.

Yup. She's got a decision to make. Either: a) She accepts the fact that in order to live a moviestar lifestyle she's going to have to turn a blind eye to the fact that her bloke will be getting it on a plate from all and sundry every time he leaves the house without her.....and by the looks of things he's not going to be turning too much of it down. or She decides that she's going to live a normal lifestyle and have a normal bloke who she has more chance won't cheat on her. But no millionaire lifestyle. And before any birds start on with "Why should she have to make that decision? He shouldn't be doing that wah blah blah wah", I'm not saying it's right, but that's the decision she's faced with IMO. I'm betting she goes for a). 59117[/snapback] That sounded re-hearsed tbh. Have you given that speech to many lasses?