manc-mag

jizzfest tbh

I use 'us' in the standard sense of course, meaning I speak for everyone excluding Gemmill.

If you're wanting us to wank on your face then you're in for some serious disappointment.

I know its mean and petty but the thought of paying some bastard a ridiculous amout to do something that takes five minutes is really pissing me off. 40407[/snapback] Exactly why manc-mag stopped using prostitutes 40413[/snapback]

Papa Laz is sub 4ft5 though I think.

Without the calculator too I bet. In a sort of a Dustin Hoffman-esque 'rainman' way. Like Gemmill does.

Tits are false but i wouldn't mind trying to open that padlock with my tongue, bet you Hoodini couldn't. 40246[/snapback] Nah, tits are defo real. She is a stunner imo. Hubba hubba. 40328[/snapback] On balance I'm sensing the surgeons knife tbh. She's got awesome hips and waist though, which is just as important.

Good question. Normally in a situation like that where you're round a table and there's a few of you I would just put in a quarter (if there was 4 of you) regardless of if I'd had less. If one person wasn't drinking though and blatantly had less then I'd put more in to cover for that but I wouldn't necessarily expect others to do the same. In other words, the onus was on them to cover for you rather than you to pay a quarter of the total, but seen as they wouldn't, if it was me, I just would have hoyed in a $20. 40383[/snapback] Correct. Which brings me to another annoying student habit - quarrelling on how to split a bill, or even worse, using calculators! BASTARDS! 40392[/snapback] I used to know this lad and lass that were going out - they'd been seeing each other for years, and when the bill came they would immediately grab it, work out everyone's share to the penny, and pass pennies between the two of them to make sure they each paid their exact share even though they lived together. It used to wind me up no end. 40402[/snapback] And they say romance is dead.

40379[/snapback] I've seen him in there drinking said cocktails. At one point he asked them to turn the music down cos he couldn't concentrate on his poetry. 40386[/snapback] Wacky's stuff need serious concentration tbh 40389[/snapback] You only have to ask if you want another masterpiece rattled off 40398[/snapback] Just keep your hands where we can all see them if you dont mind.

Beaten by Papa Lazaru tbh 40316[/snapback] yeah? 40319[/snapback] If the information I was given is correct, you're a foot taller than him Aaaaand, he's far from being perfectly formed!!!!! 40322[/snapback] Im not sure but i think anyone under 4ft 9" is classed as a midget? 40331[/snapback] I think he's a state registered midget as it happens. He certainly has one of those blue badges in his car and gets to park right next to the ground.

Good question. Normally in a situation like that where you're round a table and there's a few of you I would just put in a quarter (if there was 4 of you) regardless of if I'd had less. If one person wasn't drinking though and blatantly had less then I'd put more in to cover for that but I wouldn't necessarily expect others to do the same. In other words, the onus was on them to cover for you rather than you to pay a quarter of the total, but seen as they wouldn't, if it was me, I just would have hoyed in a $20. 40383[/snapback] Aye, and then flown them all home.

No but I think the lass out of it is quite fit. Boiler amnesty tbh. 40359[/snapback] Queue Gol coming on and telling us how he's knobbed her and she's better looking in real life etc etc etc...... 40368[/snapback] I meant her out of Black Books tbh. 40380[/snapback] Ah right I think I know who you mean. Bit young for you tbh.

Enlighten me on this Heemasex thing, sounds canny 40370[/snapback] It was a word play on you professing you revulsion of 'tight cunts'

No but I think the lass out of it is quite fit. Boiler amnesty tbh. 40359[/snapback] Cue Gol coming on and telling us how he's knobbed her and she's better looking in real life etc etc etc......

If theres anything i hate more than students and blokes that don't drink it's a tight cunt Wacky in heemasex confession shocker!

From Manc back to Blyth.......that must be three hours drive time, setting off around 2.30 am........you sober as a judge with a bunch of pissed up mates in the back!!! For three hours??? Getting in at gone 5am???? They'd want to be buying your fucking drinks all night!!!

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh. 40277[/snapback] Erm, its more a reflection on the type of person he is than the fact he is a student, surely? 40284[/snapback] I agree. He was walking about like he had a massive penis an all. 40286[/snapback] Shame it was attached to his forehead. 40295[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh.

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh. 40277[/snapback] Erm, its more a reflection on the type of person he is than the fact he is a student, surely? 40284[/snapback] I agree. He was walking about like he had a massive penis an all. 40286[/snapback] On his head. 40288[/snapback]

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh. 40277[/snapback] Erm, its more a reflection on the type of person he is than the fact he is a student, surely? 40284[/snapback] I agree. He was walking about like he had a massive penis an all.

In the olden days, there was only a fraction of the number there are now, and most did vaguely relevant subjects needed for the country. Since then, their numbers have increased exponentially, and many just go for the easy noddy degrees of no use to anyone, like Star Wars studies or whatever. They are going to end up graduating with 30K worth of debt and working in Morrisons. I actually feel sorry for some of them tbh. 40281[/snapback] Not Geordie Fish (who's not here to defend himself). He's gone to map the inner workings of the human mind. I imagine using the same methods as Martin Short in inner space. They certainly look the same. Canny mover too. Yes.

Canny dancer mind, if you can believe a word he says.

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh.

The collective sigh of relief was probably audible from the back of the East stand.

At a lecture or still in bed? 40265[/snapback] Not in the shower, thats for sure.