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whoossh yerself.....whats the 12 word gag all about anyway ? 43101[/snapback] What Phil K said mate, a few posts back (to Alex).

Bad in several positions you mean?

OMG WTF JWTBH 42973[/snapback] You can say that again!

Leaving a spare place for Sima.

How about Dublin? Cheap as chips! Get a few Guinness down her neck and enjoy her craic. I'm off over to the family pile on Anglesey in the next couple of weeks so I might swan over to Dublin myself now I mention it.

Just go back to calling AF a twat then eh. 42955[/snapback] Cheer up, thats not a very 'happy face'! Chill out man, I was just trying to get a rise out of King Nerd Gemmill tbh.

Weta digital are shitting thasel 42946[/snapback] I havent got the slightest fucking clue what you nerds are talking about. 42947[/snapback] read the screen dump I pasted then. 42949[/snapback] More gibberish tbh. I understood 'read the' and 'I' and 'then'..but 'screen dump'???????? 'pasted'??????

Alex - do you have to pay if you type more than a dozen words ? 42627[/snapback] Yes 42720[/snapback] I wish Leazes Mag was limited by such considerations aswell the fucking 42932[/snapback] yes ? If you don't to read them, don't. Shame, but I don't recall reading any of your posts ....... 42941[/snapback] (A skit on the '12 word' gag earlier. Count my words) Just a joke marra! Nee offence.

Weta digital are shitting thasel 42946[/snapback] I havent got the slightest fucking clue what you nerds are talking about.

Alex - do you have to pay if you type more than a dozen words ? 42627[/snapback] Yes 42720[/snapback] I wish Leazes Mag was limited by such considerations aswell the fucking

Nah man, mushy peas are where its at. I'm with Luke mind you, it's unnacceptable for a girl to have them before snogging you. And in the unlikely event that his missus Keira Knightley tried it on with me after a bout of peas, with that annoying fucking grimace, thered be serious trouble.

Sounds fucking rank tbh.

Silly person. There are no peas in it. It's named after Albert Pea, its creator. 42906[/snapback] Sounds rank whatever is or isnt in it tbh.

What does this mean, is someone going to stick a camera up your arse? 42373[/snapback] Tutorials are chaired by a Tutor Proctorials are chaired by a Proctor they "David-Dimbleby" the session, bascially getting we budding Philosophy students back on track and away from discussing that new scarf we saw in Topman or airkissing for the entire hour 42850[/snapback] What a load of bollocks tbh. Give people some grandiose title so they can feel more important. 42890[/snapback] Aye. Doesnt explain what a proctor is either.

Maybe you're just clairvoyant and didnt know it. It would begin to explain the 'Mystic Meg' cape ensemble anyways. 42870[/snapback] A tee-eem from the North-Ee-east will have a big win. Yeah right. 42879[/snapback] Actually, on reflection I'd say you're more Russell Grant.

Actually, he might have meant Summer, I'm not sure any more, I'm struggling to remember what you look like to be frank??? http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/neighbours/whos...t/_summer/page1 42708[/snapback] That's just as bad. Plus, she's like 12. I think I'm going to become a hermit now, and drown under a seat of Boat leaflets... 42858[/snapback] Nah I reckon he meant Hannah. Summer would have been really taking the piss!

Maybe you're just clairvoyant and didnt know it. It would begin to explain the 'Mystic Meg' cape ensemble anyways.

After a day of name calling us Northerners love nothing more than to kick back and emerse ourselves in the heavyweights of 19th century English literature. Join us (if you can) you southern shandy drinking shithouse!

When I first read those opening lines my immediate thoughts were "Oh you complete gobshite!" but then when you get into the book you realise just how masterful they are. Fancy a re-read of summat now.

Now you're talking. A Tale of Two Cities is class an all. Read Bleak House as well last summer. I think the BBC have just dramatised that one so i'm looking forward to seeing how that makes the transition.

Not to sound shallow or anything, (and I realise that this cant sound anything other than shallow), but I really do think an Austen hearoine (and Lizzie Bennett above all others) must have a thrusting bossom. Keira just doesnt deliver on that score. Also, whats her dimented grin about...?

I'm a bit of a devotee on the sly. Keep it under one of your (pink) hats though! Actually I dont like all Austen. Mansfield Park for instance is utter shite, but Pride and Prejudice is just about the best characterisation you'll ever see in a novel. Talk about actually caring about the characters and wanting them to get it on.....! Course neebodby could rip a good yarn quite like Dickens.

I just rented that. Not watched it yet though. Yesterday I watched Downfall, a German film about the last 10 days of world war 2 in Hitlers bunker. Excellent film. Mrs Goebbels is particularly shocking. Took me mother to the flicks tonight to see Pride and Prejudice and I loved that too. Proper wifey film like but as a big fan of Moulin Rouge, that suits me down to the ground. I was never keen on Keira Knightley before, but I love her now. 42080[/snapback] Pride and Prejudice is quite simply one of the best books ever written. Not seen the film yet but heard mixed reviews. The BBC adaptation was a masterpiece mind you-can't believe it's 10 years old this year! 42646[/snapback] tbh 42818[/snapback] Just not interested unless it's got a load of little men with big feet in it are you? I s'pose role models are thin on the ground though.

I just rented that. Not watched it yet though. Yesterday I watched Downfall, a German film about the last 10 days of world war 2 in Hitlers bunker. Excellent film. Mrs Goebbels is particularly shocking. Took me mother to the flicks tonight to see Pride and Prejudice and I loved that too. Proper wifey film like but as a big fan of Moulin Rouge, that suits me down to the ground. I was never keen on Keira Knightley before, but I love her now. 42080[/snapback] Pride and Prejudice is quite simply one of the best books ever written. Not seen the film yet but heard mixed reviews. The BBC adaptation was a masterpiece mind you-can't believe it's 10 years old this year! 42646[/snapback] Got nowt on 'Wuthering Heights' like. 42821[/snapback] Thats horseshit tbh. FACT!

Must have been made for Rob W, that fella!