RobElliott

New OnlyFans startup in leeds?

Getting our next 7 years of bad luck draws out of the way this season, non league the whole way to a cup double next year!

0-0 Wilson to score with Mrs Wykiki and miss the pens

When he says law school, what he means was his day in court for flashing in the park at a couple of old women

Hows the Kimchi did ya say?

Like Sunlun?

Word on the street is that when Ashworths references said he was a stand up guy it actually meant he was a stander and not a sitter...

Still think I'd have Galllagher for us

Isn't it obvious why he got a new contract? Otherwise we wouldn't have a Swedish Tekball doubles team at the training ground

Howe long was he out with his achilles?

4 month investigation, finding out where she went for walks, worked etc. Bonkers! No wonder we have no money for transfers Still, Kept Penfold busy for 4 months...

Stole my joke!

How do you put someone on ignore on here anyway, Ive always wondered?

To be fair its going to be hard to get into a City midfield of KDB, Grealish, Foden, Rodri, Bernado Silva, Doku, Nunes. Kovacic. Philips had to take a loan move Oscar Bobb would probably be a starter at any other Premier league team

What about a Cher song? Do you believe in life after Bruce?

We should get Chris Wood back Wonder If Isak out would they pull the trigger on a signing?

Just seen the prize fund for the FA Cup. We won £105k for beating the Mackems and £120k for tonight. Winner gets £2m. That's Target's next 3 wages covered In contrast the winner of the Carabao Cup gets £100k and the runner up £50k is it any wonder why the big teams throw out the second string in the early rounds

Good job we had Brexit then!

These clowns still crying about the goal!

No miggy, wonder if he is off to Saudi?

Has he changed his name to Betway?

Thought it was Charlie Insomnia meself

Hook Targett off and spend some of his £100k a week wages on big joe!

Heard he was in for a 12 week scan with wykikis lass

Ekitike As I said