Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Shorts look a bit tight too.

Really? I've always thought he's been fucking terrible. No footballing skill what so ever. His job at Wigan was to simply stop the opposition by any means possible, Barton, Beye and was it Emnes? he caused bad injuries too last year. He's a complete thug with absolutely nothing (in a football sense) about him. Digard. He's a nasty piece of work, the sort you hate to play against but love when they play for you.

Ardiles has been on talkshite saying he'd love to come back Don't give the fat man any ideas.

I think you could get away with doing more You're ok with the first two though?

Every time you think it can't get worse, it does.

Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies.

Did he abuse any police dogs whilst he was here?

I'd like to see the odds reversed, 40 police dogs vs 4 mackem hoolies. See how tough the animal-abusing, cowardly vermin are then. They deserve to be ripped to shreads.

Shola. Only joking. Krul.

Soccermom:

What's happening in your sig Stevie?

Just for you Meenz:

500mb for £4.89

ring them and you'll get a tenner month at least knocked off your bill. Do you reckon? I'm on Dolphin15 (£15 a month for 100 min and unlimited txts) don't suppose they've got much room to manoeuvre on price there, although I'd like it if they chucked in a bit of free mobile internet.

I've always liked Nokias. My 6300 is over a year old and still looks and works like new. Had a Motorola before that but didn't like the menus / texting. I'll stick with Nokia because I'm used to them and they've never given me any problems.

Oh do piss off.

Shame for Schumacher, Ferrari and F1. Was looking forward to seeing what he could do. Oh well, Luca Badoer it is then...

I used to like this back in the day:

Rob W (second from right).

He means business.

We drew against the favourites for the league on the first day last season too, and you know how that turned out.... BTW Stevie, I'd take Darius Henderson too. Think I mentioned him early in the summer.

There's only o-n-e whispering werepig, .............. Walking in a werepig wonderland fits

Must be some canny seagull wizz in Gateshead then if that's a bird. It would look a lot faster because its much closer to the camera than the background.

Oink at the moon!

Big Al and Joey Deacon should get the gloves on and sort it out mano man.