Dr Kenneth Noisewater

We have a history of black humour in this country, and use it as a coping mechanism. I'm more guilty than most at passing on poor taste jokes. But I'm glad I haven't heard any about Sir Bob.

Why do the crims answer any question with "Look,..." or "Look yeah,..." ?

So, for the benefit of Noisewater... "Ahem" ... "Told you so!" Nothing concrete there. I'll not believe it until the inks dry on the contract.

Just watched the BBC documentary, blubbing like a bairn at the end.

You've been warned before Penis, if its not stone cold FACT keep a lid on it.

The England - Germany game from Italia'90 is on itv4 now.

Is she going for the Daisy Duke look?

BBC News showed him getting his lifetime achievement award at the sports personality of the year a couple of years back. I think I must've had something in my eye......

WICKET! Swann has got Kadich.

This post is brought to you by Newcastle-Online © I really don't understand these types of constant remarks... I actively post on both and the spectrum of opinions on pretty much all matters is the same. I was suggesting that 'fuck off Keegan' is the sort of thing I'd expect to read on N-O, probably from someone too young remember the galvanising effect he had on this club, this city as both a player and a manager. He has done more for our club in my lifetime than anyone else and I think he deserves better than that.

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Because NUFC have never been made to look stupid before have they?

I have non-gay manlove for the Keegster so I voted for him

2013. The 2011 ones are in Australia.

Sterilise 'em, filthy dolescum.

Claridge is fucking dreadful, only one step up the pundit ladder from bottom-feeder Ian Holloway.

Surely the sub-heading to this thread should be yes Gemmill........

Woooooooah, Bodyfor-orm, Body formed for yooooooooooooou!

The Noisewater finger on the pulse as usual Genuinely excited about this. I'd love him to come back, wipe the floor with everyone, and say "That is how it's done lads" but it won't happen. As Craig says, be interesting to see how he does minus Brawn and without the team being totally build around him. He risks tarnishing his reputation a bit I suppose, but clearly the lure of one last go was too strong. I bet Raikkonen's face was a picture when he heard the news btw, even jollier than usual!

Clay Regazzoni? BMW have announced they are pulling out at the end of the season. Wonder if the team will revert to being Sauber and continue as a privateer or if Kubica and Heidfeld will be on the market?

I know someone fairly high up at Santander and he reckons it's a done deal that Alonso will be driving a Santander-sponsored Ferrari next season and has been for some time.

The latest from Maurice Hamilton: Can't see Renault releasing Alonso early, but it's more likely than the story in the Times that Schumi might come back.

Rubens was asked about this and he had reservations, saying peripheral visibility was already marginal. I don't really see how a polycarbonate (the stuff bullet-proof screens are made from) canopy, like fighter jets have, would restrict visibility. Would this potentially be more dangerous if a car turned over though, in terms of hindering a drivers exit?

The same thing crossed my mind about things happening in twos. I find it difficult to take Jackie Stewart seriously as some sort of safety crusader btw. He was perfectly happy to keep driving past and pick up the points as Roger Williamson burned to death in his car at Zandvoort even though David Purley repeatedly tried to flag him (and plenty of other drivers) down. I hope Felipe makes a full recovery, particularly as his wife is five months pregnant, but the news about the eye injury doesn't sound good for his racing career. The Williamson incident was tragic and i'm sure in hindsight the other drivers would've stopped had the known the situation fully. Haven't a lot of people, from the stewards to the drivers, said they thought it was Purley's car alight hence the reason the race wasn't stopped? Regardless of what you think about him for that incident alone he did do a lot of good. I've heard the excuses that drivers thought it was Purley's car that was burning, but look at his actions, why would he be behaving that way if it was his car? Anyway, even if it might be irrational, I don't like Stewart, never have.

The same thing crossed my mind about things happening in twos. I find it difficult to take Jackie Stewart seriously as some sort of safety crusader btw. He was perfectly happy to keep driving past and pick up the points as Roger Williamson burned to death in his car at Zandvoort even though David Purley repeatedly tried to flag him (and plenty of other drivers) down. I hope Felipe makes a full recovery, particularly as his wife is five months pregnant, but the news about the eye injury doesn't sound good for his racing career.