Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Or fat women with no tits. Nature's cruellest trick.

Yes

Their juries are obviously as bent as their benefit claims.

I'm sober but I feel the same way.

yer forgetting boro's youth team which is FUCKIN' MINT!!! Honestly see them doing better than us!! +1 With their local lads, up-and-coming youth team players, stable and sensible owner & manager they are in far better position than us.

Fucking hell, if someone had said to you a couple of years ago that an international-class, fans favourite would want to leave us, to go to Hull of all places, you'd have laughed in their face.

George Caulkin wrote for the Sunday Sun before he moved to The Times.

FYP Yellow and red are the traditional Northumberland colours aren't they? That's what's on the flag. Would prefer yellow and green though like the old toon kits. Er, might be. I am red-green colour-blind ttth.

Junk mail addressed to: The Occupier or The Bill Payer or The Car insurer or The Pet Lover Fuck off with your shit, you don't even know who I am.

I'm pissed off with Pietersen, he is absolutely not a team player. He knew he could've rested up earlier in the year to let his achilles settle down but he went chasing the rupi's in the IPL instead.

No Jacket Required.

Haven't Canterbury gone bust?

Aye, if you'd have been giving odds the two people who've cried off with it at our place would've been nailed on.

Not difficult to believe at all. Although your estimate is predictably way off. Late 70s perhaps but in the 80s as a whole there were only 3 drivers to perish: Villeneuve & Palletti in 1982 De Angelis in 1986 And iirc Elio de Angelis wasn't killed at a race weekend. He was testing at Paul Ricard when he crashed. There were no marshalls anywhere near to help get him out of the car and no emergency helicopter on standby. His injuries were minor but he died from smoke inhalation. There is no doubt he would've survived if the proper safety procedures were in place. I think the seventies must've been the worse era for driver safety as that decade saw the biggest gap between high speeds and low safety standards. There's some horrific footage from that time.

KK was supposed to be after Johnny Evans before it went tits-up wasn't he?

Confirmed case at my place, and I've got a sore throat and a stuffy nose coming on this evening.

No, he just waffle'd on.

...by discussing it in a national daily newspaper.

RIP Terrible. Just in the wrong spot at the wrong time, like that horrible Tom Pryce accident. I suppose we should be thankful it doesn't happen more often in open-wheel racing.

Swann gets North 128-5

This one looks decent too: http://fwd.five.tv/gadgets/audio-video/vid...ders/lg-rht497h

Humax PVR9300T

Make sure whatever you buy has two freeview tuners so you can watch one channel and record another. The Humax ones are highly rated I believe.

Broad gets Ponting. Wake up Wellsy, your boys are on their knees! 78-3

It's probably worth a try Fish. You only need to look in a kettle in London to see how much scale there is in the water.