Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Is it ibruprofen now and paracetamol in the morning or the other way round? P.S if you are reading this in the morning have a honey sandwich/ honey on toast. I guarantee you will feel better.

I'd like to break my fist on his stupid, unlucky face.

...fellow Toonchaters, I love you all (well, most of you)

I'm too pissedd to decide if that is a wind up or not. put me out of my mysery please.

Happy New year Findlay!

Latest quotes on Owen, Alan Murray on fivelive: "He'll be out upto 10 weeks, longer if it needs to be pinned"

Why is it so difficult being a Newcastle supporter? CURSE YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY!

If he's out til March we're up shit creek. Luckily the transfer window is just about to re-open, so who? Would have said Robbie Keane but he was Spurs captain today so maybe Jol is keeping him after all. I would now go for either Ashton or Nugent from the Championship as I'm sure they are both destined to be big stars/ future England players.

No Owen or Given, arguably our two best players, for the next 3 months. Might as well sack the current regime now and plan for next season. '06 is a write-off.

AND ?? That would leave us a little short in midfield wouldn't it? 72459[/snapback] Not if Gravesen is coming as well

Murphy for Bowyer seems to good to be true. Is Murphy a friend of Owens?

Amen to that, brother.

Aw, come on Leazes. It was just a daft joke. I actually agree that Gravesen plus the majority of what we paid would be a good deal. I'd like to wish you a happy and successful new year with the Toon exceeding expectations to such a degree that we can all throw away our rose-tinted specs. Cheers

Who's this mystery scottish person commenting on our players?

He can hardly complain about being given a rough ride by the Chron over the Wigan game, a blind man could see we were shite.

You must be massively relieved. Keep my fingers crossed.

Factamundo!

HOUSE! Think I've just won LeazesMag Bingo: a post mentioning Robert, Bellamy and Souness in a thread about something else. Where do I claim my prize?

Me too. They were my tip for 2005. Well lads, just one more day and the curse is broken.

What are the chances of Woody playing a game with our medical staff and training regime/facilities?

Did you see the story about the woman who dumped her cat "because it didn't go with the new carpet"? Not right in the head.

Ooooooh! 3 whole seasons without winning a trophy; the shame. Try living your whole lifetime without needing Brasso mate. Fuck off.

Come on, anyone who watches BBC2 at 8pm on Sundays should have a fair idea... 72252[/snapback] Take it that's where the Top Gear lot do their time trials then? 72257[/snapback] Give that man a lollipop. Dunsfold Park, home of the Top Gear test track and studios. Can't quite make out The Stig Though.

Gravesen does more than sit and hold. He actually used to drive Everton forward. Him and Parker could take any game by the scruff of the neck.

Come on, anyone who watches BBC2 at 8pm on Sundays should have a fair idea...