Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Dirty Davy Rackham You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Ar

We should have a thread about it tbh.

The other 00.1% is Boumsong unfortunately.

I wasn't criticising - Perry Cox is a god.

Ian Brown - F.E.A.R great tune but still the worst live act I've ever seen.

That sounds like Dr Cox from Scrubs?

Taylor27's rabble-rousing lets-storm-the-gates-at-sjp

We're serious about our sarcasm.

Please god let him be on there's. 80149[/snapback] aye let it be, I was having problems working out who to clobber first, this way it would be an easy decision. 80212[/snapback] 80219[/snapback] Got a team yet ready boyos? Over at N-O, we can't decide whether or not to play with a goalie or not, just to give you guys a sporting chance. 80243[/snapback] That's N-O standard. You've got to do better than that over here.

Don't worry, Owen and Moore will grace us in the last month of the season (purely as part of their World Cup preperation, of course) and guide us to the glorious heights of 17th.

Like the Out-Run ava mate.

The voice of reason......... 80207[/snapback] You seem shocked? I'm actually a very sensible person 80218[/snapback] Not shocked mr sensible....just pleased someone shut them up !!! 80221[/snapback] To be fair though, Chesney doesn't really help himself. I admit it goes a bit overboard at times, but that's the way this board is. 80222[/snapback] I've noticed......... 80224[/snapback] 95% of posters don't mind. Gotta go with the percentages really don't you 80227[/snapback] That's the way we like it tbh.

You forgot the I presume?

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

I'll play as a Kevin Muscat style left back. I love the sound of breaking shinpads.

If he's not on a free he can forget it.

NFL playoffs via the wonders of internet radio.

What about someone to point out that 60-watt bulbs methods of lighting are old-fasioned and outmoded and that we should be looking at more modern high-efficient continental bulbs?

Wonder if he thanked him for the free car and house whilst he was on. Seems to me a lot of people have forgot he's a scouser and we all know what their famous for, it's all he knows 79605[/snapback] Think his cars are provided free by Jaguar as part of an endorsement deal. But the cheeky little fucker probably invoiced us for them anyway.

Another massively under-rated show is Early Doors. The writing and acting is priceless.

I've heard Brydon & Coogan interviewed twice about this film and they were canny funny. Seen as though they are basically playing themselves in it and a lot of it is unscripted banter it should be good.

Owen's is hardly likely to say "Actually Mr Shepherd I hate being at your shitty club, but thanks for paying me 80 grand a week to sit and watch the racing channel anyway. By the way, I'll be off as soon as I'm fit" is he?

Agree 100% Good post.

Better. I'll drop it too.