Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Making jokes on the NUFC forum makes you not a real supporter you know Alex. 79451[/snapback] I disagree. What a shite attitude, that is. 79453[/snapback] The irony! It was you that told me I wasn't a real supporter when I make a light-hearted remark you didn't like. Priceless! 79458[/snapback] Rubbish. I've never made any remarks about anybody not being a real supporter. In any event, the comment was a joke. 79464[/snapback] A joke you say? Righto then. I'll go and look for the post where you told me I wasn't a supporter if you like. 79466[/snapback] That's right. A joke. Happy hunting. 79485[/snapback] ahem... and...

I thought the Italia '90 team was better 79480[/snapback] Maybe, maybe not. What about the Euro 96 side?

Worse than a West Brom team managed by Captain Lager? We really are in the shit.

Making jokes on the NUFC forum makes you not a real supporter you know Alex. 79451[/snapback] I disagree. What a shite attitude, that is. 79453[/snapback] The irony! It was you that told me I wasn't a real supporter when I make a light-hearted remark you didn't like. Priceless! 79458[/snapback] Rubbish. I've never made any remarks about anybody not being a real supporter. In any event, the comment was a joke. 79464[/snapback] A joke you say? Righto then. I'll go and look for the post where you told me I wasn't a supporter if you like.

Making jokes on the NUFC forum makes you not a real supporter you know Alex. 79451[/snapback] I disagree. What a shite attitude, that is. 79453[/snapback] The irony! It was you that told me I wasn't a real supporter when I make a light-hearted remark you didn't like. Priceless!

Making jokes on the NUFC forum makes you not a real supporter you know Alex.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Should you ever be unfortunate to be involved in car accident, say you sneezed and you were thus forced to close your eyes. It counts as an 'act of god'. 79430[/snapback] What would happen if someone stapled yuor eyelids to your forehead? And then you sneezed... 79440[/snapback] I'm guessing the conjunctiva would be strong enough to hold them in although I wouldn't recommend you trying it out.

Because they're cunts and they know cunts will buy it.

"Please don't let her touch my floppy cock"

Well if it's as simple as you claim, you should find your dossier here

I've still got them if anyone can tell me how to upload them.

The momentum swing has been negative since we blew the Champions League qualifyer in August 2004. We've had some pleasant little blips since then, but on the whole its been downhill. We need to to something drastic to get things movung in a positive direction again.

wouldn't class it as recent as such though, although one of the best shows ever! 79212[/snapback] Was Max & Paddy during the last 12 months?

He's the Frank Spencer of management.

The other side of the coin is that we were lucky to get in at half time 0-0. Although you're right Gemmill, the second half performance warrented at least a draw. When things are against you these sort of things seem to happen.

Bring back Captain Hook!

79346[/snapback] Leave Clarence out of this!

He is currently on a free transfer, do you want his telephone number... 79344[/snapback] I bet you've got it Haven't you?

I'm all for it if it results in another bank holiday. If not, forget it.

Bring back Fumaca!

I'm thinking its more likely. The Mackems are doomed obviously, but are there two other teams in the division who are definitely worse than us? All the teams around us hav took points off us recently and this season is unusual in that two of the promoted teams are in the top half.

Why don't the News of the World leave him alone, don't they want us to win the World Cup? I fucking hate tabloids.

Correct.

Apparently we can't afford to sack him Aimaad. All that leaves us to look forward to is a relegation scrap

Correct.