Ayatollah Hermione

Vardy is finished

MY COCK IS ALOFT

Unreal from Burn, that. Calmest bloke on the pitch

How is that not a card but our cynical ones were?!

Longstaff is especially annoying because he’s obviously got the knack for getting into good positions, he just can’t finish his tea

Hinchcliffe on commentary is something else, like. Sure he was telling Bruno how to shoot before. What next? Teaching Daniel Day Lewis how to method act? Teaching CT how to demolish a diet in 4 quick duck pizzas? Unreal

Aye, it’s insane just how many chances we’re creating these days. It’s also insane how no decent one has fell to Wilson or Almiron

Is Schar concussed? Fuck me, he’s like a pantomime horse

Daft from Burn, that. Surely he can see Botman on the cover?

See

You can tell Rodgers is under the cosh as manager with this Daka playing. Seems like he’s only in the squad because he’s grafting up top. Likes of Albrighton are the same and it’s something you see managers do when they’re struggling to turn things round

Can one of these fall to Wilson?

Willing to let him off and say that the chance came too early and it bounced just as he was going to hit it. Should have scored like but still

You have to remember that I’m a vital young man and can handle such indulgence

Not going because I have a FIVE AM start for fucks sake but rest assured, I have lager and Chilli Sensations and I’m ready to go

Aye, Twitter had a meltdown over it and he’s now playing for Bristol Rovers after playing all of 5 games for Sheff Wed last season

Even the Mackems made £45 million off two prospects in Henderson and Pickford. That alone is enough to keep investment and improvements going throughout the academy, your scouting network, youth coaching, Foundation schemes and even training ground upgrades and so on and so forth. Man City basically paid for this summer’s window by only flogging Academy players who barely kicked a ball for the first time. It’s maddening how little Ashley even put thought into it

If Saint-Maximin is fit, I’d go with him and move Joelinton into the midfield ahead of Willock. Purely because Willock is a far more effective sub than Longstaff if we need a goal. If Maxi has anything about him, he should be well up for a game like this. Big occasion to show what he’s about

Mind, you get the sense that even “Casey” is taking the piss out of Burnsie and he’s too thick to realise

Bruce stringing Edwards along to get himself another job, I see

This is a man who sees his next grift as a Director of Football.

I’ll second Severance. Visually fantastic but has the plot to back it up

Mind, that doesn’t excuse some of his finishing like

I think the point about him being better in a front two is probably accurate. He always had either Barnes or Rodriguez up with him to do his running/occupy the other centre half

You’ve got to imagine that we end up with someone on loan from Chelsea tbh. Every cunt else will when they realise they can only register 25 of the fuckers