Ayatollah Hermione

Back to graft tomorrow after a good two week layoff and I could definitely kill a man today, like. The very thought of getting back into that routine is sending me west

Weyes Blood continued her streak of outrageously good music Fuck knows where I found this but it’s from 1994 and manages to be too poppy to be metal, too heavy to be pop and not quite riff heavy enough to be grunge. Still, cracking stuff Alvvays are worth absolutely all of your time The most impeccable band of their generation does it again

Not from this year but what a sublime 2 minutes of music. Has the feel of a 50s single where so much is squeezed into a short run time but all of it is memorable

I’ll be up for a Toontastic pint, like. I’m sick of Tom being the only one to gaze upon my beautiful visage

Could well see us dipping into the loan market for a centre half, like. Luckily, Burn seems fairly consistent in that he doesn’t get injured but even then, he’s hardly the long term answer at left back

Tbf, I turned to my lass and said “this sounds like a shit Lindisfarne cover” so I’ll take that

For such a massive Geordie, he was singing in a terrible American accent if that was him. Another reason to discard his warmed up Dire Straits/Springsteen tribute act

Howe will love that. Think of the running stats. Think of the distance covered. Did your bairn not consider that?

Leicester need a keeper, make him part of any deal for Maddison/Tielemans, I say.

All the best, boys. Here’s to us finally lifting a fucking pot

Mad how you can fail upwards into Champions League management by just fucking off abroad

I got deep into Fred Again, especially Lights Out I’ll be back to do some damage to this thread later

My weekly 5-a-side stopped with COVID and none of us have bothered to get back into it. I’m not going to blame the lockdown of 2020 for why I haven’t shifted weight in the last two years but it certainly takes 90% of the blame

Arsenal are a good outfit, like. Fair play to Arteta, he’s got the balance perfect with them. Will be a canny game on Tuesday

Aye, burger that was it. Knew it was you the food gave it away

I blame the result on the bloke on the PA reading that fucking shite poem at half time. What the fuck was that about?

I’d pay healthy money to shit in that ref’s bait box. Also pretty sure I saw CT shuffling to his seat, 20 minutes after kick off with a pie. Who knows how many he ate in the concourse?

Ayling getting a start for them has made quite confident, I’ll say

Just stick to something you know you like instead, Christ.

These stories have got the classic stench of Bruce getting his agent to leak some interest. One more payday, he’ll have the exit plan sorted already. Serves Tory Hayden right as well

Big flex to play the “earning money” card when he’s been injured for 3 years

Wonder how long it’ll take for the Haaland PED story to come out. It’s hardly fucking natural, he’s like a Jedi knight blasting about the pitch ffs

Howe wanting CL experience for next season tbh

Jorginho is a total helmet, it seems but him coming in to sit deep over Shelvey is a pretty great upgrade. Frees up Bruno to shine further up too

Mind, we shouldn’t forget that Bruce made such a terrible impression that, even though the owners knew the selection process would take a good while, they’d rather entrust the job to a bloke who couldn’t hack it at Luton because he was an actual coach than rely on the bloke with 25 years managerial experience Didn’t he come in “early” the day after the takeover which transpired was about 10AM. Howe is on his 6th cup of coffee and 3rd shit by then