Ayatollah Hermione

It’s been a slow burner this World Cup but fucking hell Can’t tell if the “smaller” nations are getting better or the established teams are poorer atm but long may it continue.

I fancy that, like. Into Sheffield at about midday, sorted at the digs, out on the hoy either side of the game and an absolute nightmare of a hangover journey the next morning. Can’t top it

I will, thanks. Especially at the fact that Ray Liotta’s last film will be about a cocaine-enraged bear

Old white man in not liking hip-hop shocker

Saying shite like that is just a back-up plan for attention now that he hasn’t produced anything decent in 10 years

I’ve not been to the cinema for a film in Christ knows long but I’m there opening night for COCAINE BEAR

I’m not sure Morocco will be any easier than Croatia tbh

Spain weren’t trying to hard to score in that stoppage time like Knockout games are looking mad so far; potential for someone unfancied going deep here

Costa Rica losing 7-0 and still qualifying, at the expense of the team that beat them 7-0 would be scarcely believable

Oh mate

Martinez Packing those fucking shit shoes back into the case earlier than he thought

Would absolutely love Jenas’ job, like. He just simply can’t remember anything he’s said the second it’s left his daft mouth

Textbook example of favouritism in refereeing there Shine a light

Insane end to the France/Tunisia game

He presents that Sunday Kitchen and he presents like he’s speaking his second language. Anyway, Australia through as it stands How on Earth have Denmark been so poor? They’ve been very good for about two years now and serve this up.

Him thinking they’re best friends now

Wykiki hates everyone under the sun but Tim Lovejoy gets a free pass

Wilson has been class here, like. That Howeball pressing is doing wonders and he’s laid two chances on. Next time, needs to just belt the fucker though

Him and Ramsey seem to be competing to see who can offer the least. Bale winning atm thanks to Ramsey being slightly quick enough to dish out late tackles whereas the entire game just passed Bale by

Some team talk that, I’ll give Southgate that

Where do you even start with that shite? What game have these clowns been watching to say that we’ve been alright?!

That little passing move was outstanding but much too high risk and speedy for Big G in the dugout. We need to see Rice knock it sideways 100 times and try to get one from a set piece. Onto big Harry Mag’s head!

The Harry Maguire Reputation Rehab Tour continues as Southgate is encouraging the cunt to be an attacking midfielder at the expense of everything else

“Should we try and set up so we get the ball to the lads like Bellingham, Foden and Kane as much as possible, gaffer?” ”Not today, let’s ensure that Maguire and Stones get more touches than the rest of them combined and hoof the cunt forward”

Been genuinely ages since I’ve seen a team whose first thought is “how can we pass this backwards?”