Ayatollah Hermione

Gillespie on for his contractually obligated one game per year and Manquillo almost puts it straight past him

Some competition winner from the sounds of it

Graphics have got a nice little upgrade with some transitions between replays and live footage. Looks like a proper media production team have been hired since the shambles in the summer

How are we supposed to populate Mars if there’s no gadgies?!

Got a couple of the new White Lotus left and for a show where nothing really happens, I’m strangely into it. Probably the two little Italian slappers getting them out every episode now I think about it

Ronaldo getting on to try and hog some limelight and immediately fires a shit free kick straight to the wall

Doubly so as he desperately tries to convince himself that Portugal aren’t twice the attacking side without him

Mind, Schar hasn’t done himself any favours there

Swiss could well do Portugal here. They’ve quietly become quite an efficient tournament outfit

Quite ridiculous that it’s game over after 11 minutes. I’m off to bed

That was atrocious from Japan. Either the pressure got to them or they haven’t bothered practicing penalties in the slightest

Bellingham is giving me a stiffy

He literally made that goal happen

Rice asking for the ball to be played 20 yards backwards to him so he can knock it even further back to Maguire. Now that’s the stuff, baby

Aye in the next round, BITCH

Poland simply do not have THE JAM to turn this into a proper knockout tie now they’re behind.

the hardest fans in the country. Certainly the thickest skulls anyway

“A lot in common with Millwall” I love how they’re best mates with teams if they beat them

It’s men vs boys stuff from them tbf, got them sewn up before half time.

It better fucking ruin Brazil’s World Cup

Between Serbia here and Turkey in the Euros, I think it’s nigh time we all ignored whoever gets picked as a dark horse to go deep. What a load of shite talkers

If this isn’t an all out brawl by the time they reach the tunnel, this has all been a failure

Mitrovic pretending he has cramp to not get booked for diving. Looks like Steven Taylor imparted some wisdom

Karma working overtime in this tournament like. Sadly, Suarez was too clever to know that there would be cameras on him so he covered his crying. What a bellend

Spite is a powerful motivator