Ayatollah Hermione

He might be from Consett but this Canada gaffer seems a right tit. Also, how are Witsel and the two centre halves still playing for Belgium?!

Losta Rica, more like

Japan have always been canny handy, they’ve just lacked the striker to finish chances off. Watch them lose the next two and Germany sneak through with 4 points now though

Rashford for USA then Wilson against Wales would do me. We can quite easily rotate our ridiculous attacking options and still get through this group

That Netto Shelvey for Australia was fucking atrocious last night. Fancies himself a midfield pinger but he’s got the range and movement of Jeff Hendrick. Daddy Kuol was trying to make all sorts of runs out wide and this clown was playing it to the lads with 3 players closing them.

It’s nice to see that the groups that seemed relatively predictable on paper have been slightly blown open today. Saudi Arabia winning and Mexico and Poland drawing makes that interesting and if Australia can give Tunisia and Denmark the same sort of effort, this group could be a hard one to call as well

Mbappe has reached the elite level where he gets to take all the free kicks despite the majority of them being shite

Australia shooting as soon as they see the posts is great crack

Conceding to THE SOCCEROOS ffs

Fucking Yankee doodles think they’re on the dang gridiron with tackles like these!!!

This was the game I’d be choosing to leave, what a pile of shite

Excuse me, these regularly keep clean sheets against Cambodia and Vietnam

Iran score a consolation and Southgate can’t possibly risk taking a striker off Just in case, aye

Got to say, on this performance, I’m very excited for Bellingham signing for us

Qatar’s migrant worker situation is out of hand, like. Even their squad is full of them

Mind, having shite like this stinking up the tournament bodes well for when there’s another 16 teams wedged into the World Cup in a few year

Hey guys, you’d think this Qatar team was managed by STEVE BRUCE 😂😂😂😂

Looks like Jak Alnwick has Qatari heritage

This keeper is incredible value. It’s a crime we’re only going to get 3 games out of him

Holland will inflict a 6/7-0 on Qatar. They’re fucking cacka

Aye Got to give FIFA some credit for squaring up to the corruption scandals by doubling down and throwing bent refs into the mix

Here’s the non-stop VAR assists for Qatar. Those lads have been paid a lot to find non-existent offsides

That bloke saying “we want people to respect OUR culture” there erm, nar mate, you’re alright

“one of your family could in his sights” Do they think the top Saudi bollocks just takes random flights to go on serial killing sprees?