Ayatollah Hermione

Amazed Botman did 90 without cramp tbh.

10 minutes because the ref hasn’t given them enough obviously

Fuck off referee. This is an absolute disgrace

Mind, Joelinton has been fucking shite. He’s lucky to have not been hooked

Insanely bad refereeing performance this They had a cold in the week so can’t book any of them

This keeper is good at claiming crosses so of course we’re putting lofted shit crosses in for him to collect

Check for handball but not a full knee to the head

Settled nicely there as these are definitely tiring like. More goals in us if Joelinton can find his first touch

Joelinton has done fuck all right in 20 minutes

Seems like these are going to be playing some of the ill players so, even if they’re competitive for an hour or so, eventually they’ll tire

It’s probably coming from the Spurs camp in way of mind games but apparently only 7 first teamers trained today and there’s been a few Spurs journos hinting that their team tomorrow could set their lot over the edge

Aye, struggled with the first few legs but had some cracking finishes later on

RIP, no age

Sheffield United are shit out of a toilet

Magedia making it so the darts is on Sky Sports Main Event instead of their top of the table clash

One good thing about COVID lockdowns is that it’s completely killed any desire I ever had to go out the house on New Year

If there’s anyone out there who enjoys this, I’ll be amazed. Self-indulgent horseshit

No interview with only the second NUFC manager to win at Old Trafford in however many years?

He’s still fucking going Are we going to let Shearer have a 10 minute celebration on MOTD if we win on Saturday?

This Neville interview

Aye I quite like him, will be a shame when he’s sacked in March

Amorim just talking and hoping something makes sense

I know we’re missing Schar but they’re missing everybody. Nowt daft and we can put another nail in Big Minge’s coffin

Sky trying to flog Isak again. Fucking shameless from those fuckers

Also, for a manager who should have been sacked last month, Eddie Howe keeps breaking all of our unwanted records