Ayatollah Hermione

I always imagine that David Dunn is eating anyway.

They're summed up with FTM tbh. Thick as whale spunk.

Japanese women: The most dangerous game

AAA refers to shifting huge amounts of units so COD is in there.

And calling Barton ugly

i consider myself taller than tom cruise for one

Agreed. Deadman seems canny as owt all in all.

'Bit presumptious to call him Rob Lee esque after a friendly against Darlington like. I'f be concerned if he didn't look a class above.

Bit glad I didn't go if it was full of pissed up, arsey 16 year old charvers.

Watched this last neet. He's canny like; the one with the phone in the glass was mental, same with the ice coin. I reckon he's just got really hot hands.

Meet Leonardo Da Vinci

So desperate to watch some football that I'm putting Fulham's Europa League tie-on. Quite interested to see how they play under Jol tbf.

Just remembered about this before

nah, what do you mean aye, I'm lost as well, Deadman.

Where's good to drink in Chester-le-Street? Mate's just moved there so we're going to test the waters there at the weekend.

Still hasn't paid up to the SBR Foundation, the fucking arsehole.

I once asked for directions in Sunderland and literally got told to "piss off and ask the police" The place is full of unpolite scruffs, especially if they hear you're a Geordie. Everyone from out the area I met at uni prefers the people and general feel of Newcastle. Also, not denying Newcastle has it's rough parts but the CENTRE OF Sunderland looks like Newcastle's shit holes. Very surprised Rhys and co haven't trotted out "Mag at work" yet tbh.

Nick's avatar is the last thing his victims see.

Great. So, who are we going to target now that will take a month to chase then inevitably fail to sign?

Stay away from The Gate is all I'll say.

spaghetti

Same. I'd want a person who'd run around after me if I wanted a pasta pot but was in Taiwan.