Ayatollah Hermione

Cheers CT, but I'm not sure I can take the credit for the recipe for a basic tomato-based pasta sauce Hey, you posted it so you get the credit. I was even passing it on to friends at the pub last night who are trying it tonight. About time you some more posted like........Just saying What century are you lot living in? The man in the magic box has more recipes!

Spend 20 minutes having a banging shite.

I actually forgot about Ireland and Gosling

That just shows we've got precedent of dropping silly points which doesn't lend to your theory that it's nailed on We could certainly do it if we manage to get 6 points from the next two; there's certainly some winnable games coming up as well but also games against sides we struggled against when we had a better striker playing than we do now. We wouldn't have the squad for the EL as well, especially down the wings and left-back (this is if we manage to keep a hold of Enrique for kick-off, can you imagine 2 left-backs being signed in the summer?) though players like Guthrie and Ranger would probably do canny against the shite up until the quarters and semi's.

Where have you been hiding?

He's a useless cunt who even when going through with his plan manages to spectacularly fuck things up. I don't doubt he has a childish and vindictive streak and I think that comes out in his seat moving and piss-taking statements. He's clearly impossible to work with (Calderwood and Keegan have said as much, Hughton is too polite to say so) and his motive is to glean as much money as possible from the football club then flog it. Of course, this obnoxious, childish personality is exactly why no respecting businessman/group will do any sort of work with him. So, he's an arsehole and anyone that thinks he's beginning to flourish is laying false praise at his door and not those who deserve it. I'd have probably flogged Carroll as well for that price but I would also spend the money on players in the summer; we'll see how that turns out.

Steve Stone. Game over.

Nothing in this world can't be cured with a cup of tea and a wank. Not at the same time obviously. I'm feeling alright, could do with a bit extra dosh but couldn't we all? Nowt a couple of weeks staying in and practicing drums and guitar won't fix.

There's this little thing called self-awareness that you're sorely lacking.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot. you have Barton as your picture. Then post "class club, class fans" so I was right in what I said. I won't wait for an apology Oh dear. Don't get into little internet fights if you can't read properly.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses? How the fuck can you have a go at Sunderland about a lack of class when you employ people like Barton and are owned by fucking Mike Ashley. Fucking Newcastle. That has fuck all to do with my avatar drawing comparisons to Joey Barton as a comical German though. You're both as thick as each other and a right couple of Walter Mittys to boot.

Thanks very much :-) I thought you were being ironic with your profile pic Ironic about German accents? Ironic about Barton supplying crosses?

Is that the school beside the railway lines? Me cousin was in Gazza's class at school used to ask her out every week, apparently he used to throw soggy moggy's at the teachers. Aye, Joseph Swan/Breckenbeds/whatever it was called when Gazza was there. Our old Geography teacher once bollocked Gazza for practicing his autograph in his class and said he'd never be in a position where anyone would ask him for it. Gazza came back when he was at Boro and ripped the piss out of him for it and I think the story is in his autobiography. The teacher was actually sound as well.

Andy Carroll and Gazza. Fairly sure nobody else came through.

Classy club and classy fans.

Still waiting for the infamous "mag at work" to show up tbh.

I'll say.

Blyme! Happy Birthday to the lot of you.

Queen with less self-awareness. Muse that is.

KoL are shite live as well. They'll be upstaged by The Prodigy no bother.

That whole online store is a sub JD-Sports masterclass in marketing to total charvers.

Radiohead... On my third listen now and I do like the album. But nothing has surprised me...apart from how much certain songs call back to previous albums. Perhaps they only needed to push boundaries so far to find their niche and they're happy with it. But aye, they are probably the band with the more respectable longevity than any other. What were other stadium bands doing 18 years after their debut.... The Stones - Undercover U2 - Pop Genesis - Invisible Touch Pink Floyd - The Final Cut The Who - It's Hard Bowie had Let's Dance about 17/18 years after his debut and that's a pretty good album.

Shut up man You could say the same about Maradona's goal against England I think Giggs is class but I agree with wyki about that goal. It was obviously a very good goal but not as good as it's made out. The defenders did just back off. He ran from his own half and he'd only beaten about one man (who made a half-hearted challenge) before he was in the box. Aye but the beauty of it was the pace at which he ran with the ball, not to mention (without sounding like Andy Gray) he had "no right at awww" to score from that angle past the England keeper, and I wouldn't even blame Seaman it was good a strike. I'm not saying it wasn't a good goal btw. Speaking of FA Cup goals Ronnie Radford was on the radio again yesterday. FFS will we never hear the end of it? Aye, once the Stevenage manager gets sacked, he'll be on the radio every FA Cup weekend.

Please let this be a joke.

Wasn't it? Isn't it ? Rush goalie, two at the back.