Ayatollah Hermione

I was wondering who GaryBuseysHair was on my followers. I'm JordanStiva and use it to post boring shite about my boring life.

Definitely. Even when things have been fairly shite in my lifetime, we've always had Shearer knocking about. Even when he retired, our options were far better.

"Just assume, you stupid cunt"

Are you honestly expecting it though? He SHOULD spend it but he won't, that's why everyone is negative about it all.

You fucking idiot. 35+15 of his own money which he would have to of spent before the AC sale. Your the fucking idiot Gemmill. Do one you acidic little troll. Let's see if we spend £50m in the summer. You live in fucking cloud cuckoo land man. Any time something shit happens at this club you turn up with one of your "Let's look on the bright side" threads. There isn't a fucking bright side you silly twat. How many times does Ashley have to hoof you in the cobblers before you realise that he's not doing any of this as part of a plan to make this club again. I'll say this for you though. Mike Ashley would fucking love you. How can you actually expect to see £50 million spent? There's no precedent for it for one.

Jan 17 Just another in the long string of lies.

Anyone got the quote where he had "100% assurance" that Carroll wouldn't leave? Come summer, I bet we bring in more than we spend again.

aythangoooo Im not going to do a Leazes but that is something Ive said all along, hes not done it in anything like the way I expected ie a fire sale and leaving us screwed but bit by bit hes taking the money he "invested" and doesnt give a fuck what it does to the club. The same will happen with Ben Arfa, Tiote and anyone else that looks good, once a good offer comes in they'll be sold and a lower quality signing replace them on the hope the same happens again. At some stage he'll sell us for £200m and end up about £100m in profit with no thought for what its done to our club. Lets just hope thats before its too late. Not a fucking cat in hells chance anyone will pay that. Can you imagine having to do business with Ashley on something like a takeover, man? Would be a constant piss-take.

If the likes of Caulkin are there, I hope they drag them through the dirt. It will be a stage managed farce, with questions being pre-booked. Probably. It's nice to think that someone would demand proper answers off them though.

If the likes of Caulkin are there, I hope they drag them through the dirt.

This transfer window has a £30 million profit, doesn't it?

CT tucking into an Iceland chocolate gateau, going rapidly over his Weight Watchers points total as we speak tbh.

I'm putting a tenner on a Shola hattrick on Wednesday and if I win a grand, I'll give it to the fat cunt so he fucks off sooner.

Spunk-gargling turd burglar.

Embarrassing tbh.

They should bang £35 million in for Forlan. If you're going to take the piss, Mike, at least do it well.

"Significant offer" "£10m" Here, how fucking thick can one person be? Of all the players that would appease us, 1. he picks N'Zogbia and 2. puts a shite offer in to make it look like they're busy. Fuck right off.

Almanda. From Aldershot. Double swoop for him and that other Argentinian guy?

Elmander from Bolton, you mean?

Battle of the Angry Virgins.

David Craig has bought it big time - "you had to see the reaction of board members here when that request came in was accepted with VERY HEAVY HEARTS". Heavy wallets more like.

Agreed, the money isn't much good to us if we're in the Championship next season. Got to be close to getting his money back now? With fucking hope anyway.

Not saying your wrong, but Carroll could have said no. I'd bet a fiver that if there was some footage leaked of a meeting with Llambias and Carroll, that Llambias basically told him to fuck off so they could have a good drink at Aspers and spend 10% of it on some knacker from the Championship. As much as the club could and should have knocked this back, the same applies to Carroll, end of. Aye but you're the exception that sticks around when you're not wanted so you would think that.

Not saying your wrong, but Carroll could have said no. I'd bet a fiver that if there was some footage leaked of a meeting with Llambias and Carroll, that Llambias basically told him to fuck off so they could have a good drink at Aspers and spend 10% of it on some knacker from the Championship.

Anyone blames Carroll in this, they can frig right off. This transfer request shite is solely for face-saving and excuses in press conferences and statements. Feel a bit sorry for Pardew having to say it with a straight face.