Dazzler

Remember when Real and AC Milan wanted him and he signed for us? Classic.

Thailand. Clearly loves a handle to grab onto when back scuttling

Rename the match programmes to the Sela Yeller and charge them 40m for the privilege.

Especially considering that was the exact model he claimed he wanted to implement from the get go. Bought Vuckic and Kadar and then went fuck it, that'll do. Both were shite.

Replace Ann Coulter with Nefilim and it still works.

Hope this helps

FYP

140-0 Isak with the only goal

Fucking Ed Sheeran with his flip flops on and Karen haircut giving it big licks next to the Klingon and wobble gob

That Bobb sounds like he came to the stadium on the sunshine bus.

Either you're on the wind up or you think the rapture is nigh whenever it's pissing down.

We should've left @LondonBlue's thread up man, he would have jinxed himself. Poor decision to remove his thread IMO. Hang your heads in shame admins.

It's Fulham in the cup next, isn't it?

These big games, pal?

Man Utd twice, Man City in the cup, Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG. Aye he's fucking shite at the big games isn't he.

"De Bruyne celebrating like it's their FA Cup final. Small time mentality." Using mackem logic to help myself through this difficult time.

Of course it's his first ever premier league goal, we're famous for conceding them.

Fuck sake man

We'd be better off going down to 10 men

I can if it's man city hearts being broken mind.

Who'd you bring on and for who though? Karius or Gillespie on for Isak?

Mackems losing at least.

Three at the back with Miggy off and Hall on I'd guess for the final few minutes. I think this match has given me suspicions that I have a heart condition. I can't cope with this

All shite. Disappointed.