Dazzler

Me when Wilson is doing his third Carlton dance of the weekend:

I've never forgiven Southgate for 96. That Pizza Hut advert was just awful.

Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

Trips bairn got Mbappe's. None of our players wanted anything to do with it

He asked Lobby from the convo they had. Mbappe wanted a piece of greatness to take back to Paris with him.

Aye, he looked out of sorts. Probably wishing he'd fucked off to KSA for the money now.

What if he counters with he shags you but your lass has to watch?

What in the 90s boy band is going on with Rio and Given's matching attire?

In fairness Trippier and Lobby had him on skates the entire game. He couldn't do anything. World class performance.

Dortmund's arses will be puckering after that display.

If that's what we could've had with Mbappe if not for FFP, then thank fuck for FFP.

Fucking love it every time Lobby takes a moment out of his upswing to shit on cabbage heeds Nappa.

Useless like jinxing prick that kid IMO.

Offside, has to be.

Imagine being a perennial fixture of the champions league only to get made a fucking mug of by a legendary beanpole from Blyth. Fucking love BDB me.

Definitely onside and definitely over the line. Wonder what the scousers have to say?

Donnaruma is the Haaland of goalies. He's a fucking genetic freak

Fucking Schar has to, HAS TO, take a shot to the head/face every game. Someone needs to get him a Petr Cech helmet as soon as possible .

The fact we celebrate every tackle seems confusing and scary for them so far

17 in Kanu years.

The garlic munchers don't like a high press it appears. They are shit scared of us so far.

I can't wait to see their confusion by the black and white flags. They're only used to waving the white ones.

Called us a super power, and that Liverpool couldn't compete with us or City, but then proceeded to outspend us in the transfer window just gone despite missing out on top 4. The bloke is one fender bender on Bensham Bank away from launching his final solution.

To fully embrace the Jose mantra, he'll have to start parking the bus and then launch Salah under it in his post match interview the first time he doesn't score.

Be fucking mint if it happened and Spurs ruined them 10-1. The one for Liverpool was a blatant offside that VAR allowed to balance the scales.