Dazzler

Fulham are playing for pens. Their striker is playing centre half

Nobody steps in to offer a simple pass in midfield. So many times Bruno has been screaming for someone to move into space for him

Owld Jigsaw as my dad would say - gans to pieces in the box how.

Tell them to form a queue and see how many of them are still vertical after you finish windmilling the cunts.

We should rig the Christmas raffle so the set piece coach wins an all expenses paid trip to the Saudi embassy in Turkey.

If he does then the cunt is actively trying to get himself sacked

You forgot the apology at the end (assuming Rayvin is the man in the hood with the raven on his shoulder). Other than that it’s spot on.

I’d definitely give him the first half and make a decision at half time. Take Nick out of the firing line after Sunday and give him a much needed rest too.

I guarantee she’s done it to save face when it was suspected that the Epstein files would sink Trump. Now it’s apparent that none of his supporters care that he was a close personal friend of an international paedo who built relationships on blackmailing powerful politicians and businessmen. Because NONE of that proves Trump (a powerful politician and businessman) was into the odd bit of noncing. And even if it DID prove it, the victims probably enjoyed his wobbly little member so it doesn’t count.

Sunderland are losing their steel though. It would be like us losing our entire first choice midfield (last season obv, they’re already missing this season). Xhaka is going to be lining up with Chris Rigg for a few weeks and getting kicked to fuck.

It was highly noticeable that the beeb were so happy to talk about getting sued as it meant they didn’t have to call him out for his awful comments yesterday. I don’t recall them mentioning it once on breakfast this morning.

I don’t think they are horrified. They are plagued by identity politics and so long as its their party in power they don’t really give a shit what they do. Who they vote for is all they have and all they are. They place is a shit show.

Is he insinuating the peaceful tribe of maga is responsible? I thought only the 'rabid left' were capable. Jesus, this cunt can genuinely say and do what he likes and nobody will do a thing to stop him. Absolutely deplorable behaviour being normalised. His collection of bobble headed divvies will be along shortly to defend him in the press too.

“Is that a fucking hey-jab on eweh teweh bus? Uncal Fatheh, get mey lighter fluid weh ganning dewn to the premyeh inn”

I think I just named them all tbh

We were decent against Benfica and the Belgian team in the CL. Spurs in the cup we were at our best. Literally only Man City and Everton games have been top performances in the league.

How did I know this spacka would be the one to bump the thread again

It’s the consistency it happens with that does my head in. It’s like the Pope errors a few games back. We simply don’t learn from our mistakes.

I was going to say it sounded proper shit tbh

Our first third worries me more. We can’t defend for shit anymore.

I said 0-0 at before the match. Trust us to prove me wrong in the manner we did

Worst part of this season is the one thing we could guarantee was we’d be solid at the back and imperious when defending set plays .. we’ve gone to shit in both this season and we still don’t have a player that can break down stubbornly shit defences like the mackems.

Fucking time is dying on us and we’re playing sideways passes in midfield man. We don’t even want to win this.