Dazzler

I can tread water in mine. It’s normal sized.

Shouldn’t be hard their family tree is flat. Just look left and right and whoever is oldest is the nanna.

Gewch? Keyren Richardson? Jozey Alteydorey?

I’ve managed 5 - Brentford, AFC Wimbledon, Wolves, Fulham and Palace. I think I’ve very much had beginners luck with it though - as as a disproportionate amount of mid-week matches.

Eddie with his one functioning lung and high as fuck on antibiotics walking into Longbenton like Alex Murphy.

Aaaah-keh

Eni Barton - offer Wrighty out for a game of pens.

If this turns out to be our equivalent of “don’t take muh guns, this is murica” I’ll be fucking fuming tbh.

Na, they’re here look. Someone brought Maddie McCann as a gift for Adam Johnson.

Imagine how much he’d improve the church? He’d have your average championship level priests pressing at a Joelinton level. Thoughts and prayers to the throats and arseholes of their choir boys.

Real penis you fucking bigot. The bollocks are fake.

Death Stranding is great man. Not as a game but as an experience. It would make a brilliant TV series or film (which I think they are in the middle of making). Recently went through the Far Cry games too - 3 through 5. Tried New Dawn (shite) and couldn't get into 6. I tried to play the new doom games (shite) and ended up back on Wolfenstein - Old Blood, New Order and playing through New Colossus now. I've not played the 4th one yet but it's on the list.

Nah, they paid £30m 5 seasons ago. So he’s probably pretty much pure PSR profit in the summer for them.

I watched a documentary about a trans man transitioning including seeing the operation (which was grim) so feel suitably qualified to answer this one. Aye, they can. They also tend to get an above average todger to piss out of and one of their fake bollocks is a pump that gets them rock hard without the need for any effort or pills. So in short, they are better than us - both emotionally and most likely sexually since they can go like the clappers without needing a half hour recharge after 2-3 minutes - but we’d at least be able to chin them in a white collar boxing match (for the most part).

Because the mentalists on one side got one over on the mentalists on the other side who don’t want trans people to be able to have a shite anywhere. Crying that it must be called ”Chest feeding” is the same as JK Rowling feeling uncomfortable a women with bollocks is coiling one out in the trap next door.

Mr Mrs is an absolutely perfect typo for this conversation tbf

Aye fucking great idea. Next thing you know fish will have charts showing xR by forrins that only he can decipher.

Was literally coming on to post this

The same Joelinton that tried to knock Ugate out as he was being subbed off and had to be restrained and soothed by Bruno? You sure you haven't gotten them confused?

Haven't they been giving teams a game - or was that just Chelsea?

The only thing RFK jr has ever discovered is how much he really likes heroin.

Nice one, cheers.

Newcastle United 10 Ipswich Town 9 bookmark it.

I’d bet on it being worse than theirs considering both of those have a vastly superior squad to them and their entire transfer budget will be gone on that French lad whose been injured since he went their on loan. We’d be talking Howard Wilkinson levels of shite