Dazzler

Straight Uno reverse - send the goalie back and bring the geordie maradona home.

There is every chance he doesn't want to say too much in case a doylem (not naming names, but he's from Yorkshire) misconstrues it

Bill McCracken. That poor platypus.

Teyk? It's fucking tak man, howay! (or ha'way - soz hard people from Sunderland. Please don't dismount your blood relatives and chin me.)

I heard this from Newbiggin Hall. It sounded shite. Fender, not the obviously true story about the two rock hard mackem gladiators. Praise be upon them,

Aye as time goes on the more it seems Ten Bob was performing miracles with that clown car.

Retired in 2020 according to wikipedia. He was caretaker manager until Moyseyball returned to merseyside.

Fucking hell. What a tonal shift

People from Sunderland are said to be outraged that Newcastle council would approve Newcastle United’s proposal about the park situated in Newcastle. Guarantee that it’s been signed by at least 25,000 mackems

It’s like Alzheimer’s this place. Every day I have to be reminded that my heroes have died and relive the grief.

HMHM has quit jobs for less. Just saying. Scab cunt.

mutants have been conceived to the sounds of the impact.

Michael Bridges

Na Southgate used to turn teams like Andorra over in qualifiers and shit the bed at the tournament. Tonight was way worse.

It also doesn't have random words in block capitals that emphasise the wrong bit of his ramblings that he's aiming for.

It's the seemingly small things like this that will slowly desensitise the masses so when the small things became medium thing and eventually big things nobody will pay it any attention. Sadly, we've seen it play out before and it never ends well.

You've opened your third eye - you have to cut out fluoride for that so I can only assume you have teeth like a smashed fence, but at least you'll be able to ride the cosmos.

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf.

tbf even TBD could get a ticket for the sela cup I managed to get one for the second game about an hour before kick off and had my pick of the seats.

It’s a basketball in fancy clothes.

Bruno Fernandes knocks back Saudi .. That's the solution to their PSR question up in smoke.

Mad dog is too busy rifling everyone's wives he doesn't have time to write: 'Trip takes it' on a post it note anymore.

He is basing his entire premise on one man saying one thing and conflating it across the entire fan base. He's the fucking poster boy for delusion, the mad cunt. I don't say that every mackem shits in on the floor of the stands at their ground, do I? Mainly, because they never fill their ground, but still...