Gemmill

Forgot about him!

If I was Howe, if Andy doesn't buck his ideas up for the next few weeks and actually get some players in, I'd insist on being called "Uncle Eddie" in all recruitment meetings from this window on.

The mad thing is if we get Elanga, Wissa, Thiaw and McGinn, and Isak stays, it hasn't been a bad summer. The only real fuck-ups have come from us having to quickly try and shop at the very top of the market to replace Isak. I wouldnt say no to another midfielder or centre half, but the above would be good enough business and especially given what's preceded it.

Listen it's not Transfer Sector, but the word from the Geordie Journos on Jackson is that he doesn't want to leave Chelsea. He only signed an 8 year contract last year and he's on "astronomical" wages. And Chelsea want £75m for him. They also make the point that, just optically, we'd be trying to sign a player that Chelsea have already tried to replace with the TWO players that Newcastle tried to sign to replace Callum Wilson..... Doesn't exactly sound like the player we should be signing to replace Isak. I'd just tell Isak he's staying, I think. Jackson could be an extremely expensive PSR mistake, and for what? To help Liverpool and Isak get what they want? Fuck that.

Let's do steps 2 and 3, and then let PSG tell them to fuck off and see how they get on with the huffy prick they've bought.

"The customer, a 72-year-old retired British social worker who lives in Spain and New Zealand, had ordered a mosquito repellant on Amazon Marketplace. Jane* said: “I will not be using Amazon again." We've all said this, but it's just so convenient. She'll be back.

Don't think he's even got a missus. Probably went home, played on the Xbox, had a wank, and went to kip.

Have they been binned by the Athletic?

FJ DeSanto, or as I will henceforth call him, THE GREAT FJ DeSanto.

It was the talk of last night's transfer window celebratory drinks that you weren't invited to.

They both played in one of the friendlies.

Fuck that, he's TEE-YOW if he wants to come here.

PEE-YOW but with a T sound?

Sounds like we'll hopefully get Thiaw. Do you pronounce his name like a laser gun?

WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT YASELF?!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14976723/Newcastle-Aston-Villa-John-McGinn-Eddie-Howe.html There's the link to the article. As usual, in Eddie we trust. If we can get him for a sensible price, I don't see a problem with it. He's an upgrade on Longstaff and Willock.

We're after John McGinn according to Hope.

Legend.

Dubs currently undergoing his medical at Burnley, per Hope.

Be class if Man United walk away and the silly cunt is left with us or Leipzig. I'd send Jamie Reuben back across to cup and scoop a fart into his face, and walk out.

We sold Kelly too. Get that fucking net spend down to £17m right now!

Hope reckons we've made no formal bid. We're "exploring the opportunity".