Gemmill

TEE-YOW!

You're the one who's retired. You watch and type it up for us.

Aye, it's bullshit. Especially having seen the absolute helmet that posted it.

Ask this lad to provide evidence of these Callum Wilson quotes. He certainly did very little after the final, but I'd be interested to see this actually backed up.

The Wissa/Liverpool thing is hopefully bollocks that the funny lads in the press who all love Liverpool thought would be funny to spread about. Cos wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if Liverpool took another striking option out from under us. Downie says he heard it from a contact but that his understanding is that Wissa has his heart set on coming here. He'd be way down the pecking order at Liverpool.

PS ANFIELD SECTOR

This Ben Jacobs knows fuck all. He's Alex Crooks' junior assistant, and Alex Crooks knows fuck all himself. Liverpool can't tell him whether a bid is impossible or not - they make a bid and we tell them whether it's happening. All they get to decide is whether or not to bid.

Kid Dynamite won't shut up about it is all the craic I've heard about it. I've no idea if he's even on the club's radar. I'd love to see him here personally, he looked quality a lot of the time for West Ham.

I'd say do it across all grounds for the opening weekend cos he was a PL player so it's right that the league honour him with that. He'll have had mates in other teams too. But that should be the finish.

I would assume there'll be a minute's silence for this first weekend of fixtures, and that's it. It was a tragic accident, which you pay tribute to and then you move on. No one should be doing further minute's silence once the opening weekend is out the way.

For Villa that is, not Liverpool. Back for that.

I'll be in Kos. ✈️🌞😎

No one should be being a tit during a minute's silence. And no news outlet should be publishing multiple articles about it.

The Guardian has had two full articles (and counting) about Jota's minute's silence being cut short. I'm expecting an opinion piece from Jonathan Liew next.

Great news that there's nothing physical on the scans btw. I assume that rules out the worst case scenarios? Hope they find out what it is though, although I'd sooner hope you just never have another episode.

Like a character in the next M. Night Showmanheyman film.

Don't worry, I'll keep providing updates.

Singing since "IMO our business is done": ONE

Fletcher has fully fallen in love with Ekitike.

How is it ironic that someone is wearing the number 7 shirt and it's 48 years to the day since Liverpool signed Kenny Dalglish?

Fuck me, someone scored in the 20th minute while they were commemorating Jota with some applause. Stay off social media for the next 3 days if you don't want to hear about this fucking ENDLESSLY.

Ekitike looks quality tbf. I honestly don't know why they would want him and Isak if he settles in like this.

Penalty to Palace. MOBILISE THE RED VAR!