Gemmill

Every player in world football would be watching thinking "well I'll not be signing for Newcastle" Other that that. REALLY GOOD IDEA.

Sounds like a better summer than yours.

Chelsea are in talks with Man United over Garnacho. Cos why wouldn't they buy another expensive forward. If that goes through, it helps them with Sesko.

Literally on the same page. Bam him.

Eddie thinks Liverpool are wankers, pass it on.

So it doesn't sound like he's gone there with our blessing.

Willock out for 4 to 6 weeks with a calf injury

Up yours!

Excellent intrepid reporting from @Kid Dynamite. Even if it turns out not to happen, it was a nice way to wake up on a Sunday morning. And if it does happen, @Holden McGroingets his username changed to Debbie McDowner. I still think Liverpool will come back in for Isak but I'd be amazed if they bid what's required after their first pathetic effort. Now we just need to lock in DCL and it's party time on Tyneside.

I'll be amazed if there isn't another bid, but they're so far off with the first one it seems unlikely they'll get close to the right number.

He looks like a penis is about to emerge from his mouth.

Even I'm not prepared to watch this one.

There's no quotes in the article.

There'll be some wind taken out of mackem sails tonight is there? Liverpool have FUCKED their weekend.

We don't have to accept it either. We can insert it directly into his rectum, in fact.

The ULTIMATE Debbie Downer account.

Keith Downie has promised me that signings will come and it's going to be a very busy end to the window for Newcastle. I know he works for Sky but he seems like a nice lad, and I think he really wants the best for me.

Why would we terminate his contract? Is this the same lad who said Willock's ankle was broken?

I refuse to be a negative wet lettuce. LIKE YOU!

I'd love it if we still bought his replacement this window. If we get Sesko in, if that prick Isak steps out of line, he can sit on the bench.

It's all in the Isak thread mate. I think this is just patter to get Isak to hoy a wobbler, or give him an excuse to say he's not returning for training on Monday or whenever it is.

Craig Hope is gonna get arrested if he doesn't stop storming around the streets of Seoul at night screaming angrily at his selfie stick. I think he's had a few on his latest video.

I wonder if this will prompt movement between us and Leipzig for Sesko. If we can't accept a bid for Isak without a replacement, either we firm ip interest in a replacement now, or we are definitely just pulling the shutters down to Liverpool.