Gemmill

The thought of starting another season with that clueless twat standing motionless, hands in pockets, thinking "I look just like Arsene Wenger here" on the touchline is thoroughly depressing. And that's not even taking into account the fact that we'll have already had to sit through his third consecutive abortive transfer window. Happy fucking days.

Spitting Image tbh. You could make a fortune opening supermarkets and stuff. Just turn up caked off your face and cut the ribbon.

One of the words in that phrase is superfluous.

Renton not down with the youth of today as "Cold Play" as he puts it all being one word. What word's that then, shit? I don't like them either Renton but the pendant in me just came flying out. Christ almighty. Medallion for his chest rug. FACT!

Did you enjoy plucking the string? Preferred strumming it tbh.

I think I used to pay a fiver an hour about 15 years ago for mine. Yes, guitar lessons, funny men.

Corrected for factual error. You are slaying me with your Australian humour. Can't just be 'stralians, I bet renton and walliver laughed at you also. Maybe so, but it's unlikely they were laughing at your hilarious editing of my post.

Fucking hell, if getting into Europe through the Intertoto is going through the back door, how would you describe getting into the Intertoto through the back door?! Is this what we've been reduced to?

Corrected for factual error. You are slaying me with your Australian humour.

Got Naunton Brook in the works sweep. 50-1.

Fucking disgrace! Listening to the radio last night, and the Blackburn fans were claiming it's because their allocation was too large and they've got high unemployment, whilst the Chelsea fans were just saying it was too far to expect them to travel to Manchester. Baffling.

The football fairies granted your wish. (I know it was 2-2, but who cares)

The former. Fuck me , sorry about that. I was half asleep and late for an 8:30am meeting on the otherside of the city. I assumed you were speaking in a Greek accent. No I'm from Sydney, steve's from Melbourne Now answer the question rentman Too easy, love is the most important thing. Fuck me, it's Hallmark Renton.

I fucking love Fridays. Work is out of the question. I've got someone coming to see me later about some stuff, having said I'd work on it before then - I've done nothing of the sort and now I can't even remember what it is they're coming to see me about. But who cares, cos it's Friday.

Aye, saw it on the news last night, and it seemed like the dad mustn't have wanted them to come into the house. Just stood at the door going "I hope no one ever has to go through something like this. My house is trashed." He only sort of added ".....aye, get in touch with the police" as a message to his daughter as an afterthought. Livid. Someone text in the radio this morning saying that to cause £30k worth of damage in Houghton they'd basically have to burn the whole town down.

Tits.

Ninja. Jedis have to live in space.

Little cubicle world? Corner office, thank you very much.

Anyone pisses on me at work, there'll be hell on.

Lie in a bath of your own shit, or someone else's piss.

I remember that one,classic tale of a woman prisoner trying to escape through the gravediggers plan of being buried alive then later dug up to be free,she turned around to see who she was lying on top of and yes you guessed it. It was the gravedigger who was supposed to dig her out later Tales of the Unexpected, wasn't it? She was meant to knock on the coffin and he'd let her out. She lights a match only to find..........THE GRAVEDIGGER.

Sunshiiiiiiine Fanneh!

I didn't even act on those tips tbh. But they were poor, and Kirkey paid the price.

If someone else does one, I'll do the other.