Gemmill

Gemmill blatently poncing in front of his mirror swinging a baseball bat saying "one day a rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets". Here is a man who would not take it any more.

Jesus, that is fucking horrible. The realisation as it's happening that someone is actually biting through your nose. Scum. Honestly, what is the point in having people like that in a civilised society.

I'd take the 50/50 on heaven or hell I think. Would be nice to have something to do after death - as long as it's not burning for eternity.

True, but then again we dont know what we may experience after death do we? What are you anticipating? I'm guessing a morbid fear her soul will live on in her body after it has deceased. Not sure cremation is comforting either in those circumstances though. Like when General Zod (?) gets stuck in that mirror on Superman 2? Exactly. Anyway, who was it that said words along the line of "I don't fear death. I was dead 100 years ago and it never bothered me then. Why should it in 100 years time?". Wise words, wish I had 100% confidence in them. I cant believe you two watch superman films I can't believe you take it up the bum!

A lad I know once got attacked by someone with a baseball bat. He caught the bat about an inch from his head as the lad swung it at him, took it off him, and fucking brayed him with it. Cool as fuck.

True, but then again we dont know what we may experience after death do we? What are you anticipating? I'm guessing a morbid fear her soul will live on in her body after it has deceased. Not sure cremation is comforting either in those circumstances though. Like when General Zod (?) gets stuck in that mirror on Superman 2?

Aye, I once saw a lad pick up two pint glasses, smash them, and then walk across the dancefloor dancing on his way to glassing some poor fucker. Bouncers with ammonia in their eyes, bouncers knocking out customers for not finishing their pints off quick enough etc. etc. You really do get to see people at their worst working in a place like that. *fade in Taxi Driver music* All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

True, but then again we dont know what we may experience after death do we? What are you anticipating?

26 I forgot you're one of these people who claim not to like games (of any kind) to cover over the fact you're shite at them. Probably couldn't even master a fatality on Mortal Kombat II, could you that's right I went there! I know how sensitive you'll be about gaming proficiency! We've discussed fighting games before. I'm firmly in the mash the buttons and you'll win camp. Renton, on the other hand, was appalled at this suggestion - I think StreetFighter is the only thing he's ever been any good at in his life, and the thought that any mong could beat him was hard to take.

Can't watch it from work Martin. Synopsis? Or should I wait?

Who in their right mind is gonna attack you, Butterbean?

Cremated. Depends - if I'm going to die of natural causes, I wouldn't mind knowing, but if I'm gonna be hit by a car or splattered in some other ways then I'd rather it was a surprise - SURPRISE! You got hit by a car!

How old's your boss like, the fucking dweeb?

We already know your answer Actually I think I'd rather be the giver! Your fella's in for a shock.

If Dyer's having hamstring bother, no point in gambling on it. Will be good to see Shola and Owen back though, although I'd rather Owen came back at a home game.

Oh dear. Too many wankers follow England, plus it would bring too much false joy to those that only become football fans once every 4 years. No thanks. Newcastle's success would feel more personal than England's.

tbf you do have a point, they left out a clean long sheet thing (like a sleeping bag) which went over the bottom sheet and pillow and you get into it....which made me think they obviously do bother changing the bottom sheet, duvet cover and pillowcase cover very often But just take a sleeping bag of your own! Urgh, you slept in someone else's filth. I bet some grotty student had knocked one out in your bed the night before you got there too. You should have a pregnancy test......just in case!

Premiership Newcastle won Prem Drowning - fire would hurt. Plus there's always the possibility that the Water Babies was true and I'd become part of an underwater cartoon.

Get in. With argumentative Renton on my side, I can't lose! Toonraider, I can't believe you won't get on the bus for fear of head lice, but you'll put your head on a pillow in a youth hostel. Students have slept on those pillows woman!

Youth hostel? Obviously that sort of thing would be beneath me, but you're a scruffy long-haired fucker, so it would be fine for you. Add a hundred dollars for digs and some scran for one night and you're sorted. It would make good interview fodder for your first spread in NME too. Hey Although I have the long hair, I'm not 'scruffy' I stayed in a Youth Hostel in Bath recently, it was just fine. Infact, it was a really beautiful building! http://www.yha.org.uk/find-accommodation/s...bath/index.aspx I don't do anything less than 4 stars tbh. Youth hostels indeed! Pah!

He's 10 times the manager Roeder is. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, especially when we're now at the stage of salivating at the prospect of Sam Allardyce.

What a penis!

Happy birthday, ginga moggie!

I love Dances with Wolves - so much so ive got the Korean 4 disc set. Complete with tassled leather box. Um mister in um shop saw you coming. What do they call you? Parts With Cash?

http://www.moid.org/ed/amputeelove.jpg Best of both worlds really. No fucking way am I clicking on that link.