Gemmill

Glad to see there is no bias in your opinion Steve. Although I also suffer the same afliction as Steve, I have nee bias to 'stralian players. That being said I'd be happy to see Emerton as our new RB and Lucas Neill brought in on the cheap as West Ham returns to the fizzy pop league and his contact get out clause is activated. We could do far worse than build a backline involving those two (except during WC qualification time). If Lucas Neill's West Ham wages are to be believed, I don't want him here. We'll only end up paying him way over the odds - isn't he supposed to be on something like £65k a week at West Ham?

Rory was a bit of a twat like. "Take your jackets and your ties off. And don't speak over me or I'll make you leave the room." Mind, I would have knocked that Tre's teeth out though if I was Rory. He's a jumped-up little arsehole. What's that army lieutenant like man? Tally fucking ho wot wot. Do people like him really exist? I can't get over how snakey they all are in the board room though. They say fuck all all task then rip into someone in the board room. Sugar's not daft - he knows where the tasks went wrong and you do yourself no favours by looking like a snidey little twat.

Domi was alright, I thought.

You've probably got 3 months off over the summer dicksplash, so shut it!

32 with a Bulut.

Ah well, let's hope he's decent. Can he play this season?

To be fair though, even when he has a good game, you rant on about how shite he was. He's not overrated because of his passion either, he's got plenty of ability too. He's having a fucking mare at the minute though I will admit that.

He's right though. It's his parents'.

Exactly. That's far too much money to be paying a ginger 24 year old.

In your flasher mac? Peeping Tom on tour! nah I fancy doing some architecture type things, maybe go get strange conservatory pictures such as ones attached to upstairs flats Zooming in on lasses innocently enjoying a day sat in the sun more like, you filthy voyeur! Who've you got in your conservatory like? Or will you just be getting your baps out?

In your flasher mac? Peeping Tom on tour! nah I fancy doing some architecture type things, maybe go get strange conservatory pictures such as ones attached to upstairs flats Zooming in on lasses innocently enjoying a day sat in the sun more like, you filthy voyeur!

In your flasher mac? Peeping Tom on tour!

Freddie Boswell tbh.

You hear that from his wife? Aye, heard about that on the radio this morning. Crazy business!

I'm not the one demanding a synopsis on Page 1 of this thread, you dirty little Gordon Ramsay-alike.

*lick lick*

Does Sheffield have a gay scene? Well you would know, 'Cisco boy. Whatever, Benton!

In a good way imo. Aye. Listen to you two bumlicks!

Face it Gemmill the fact that song is going around in your head means you're fucked anyway. Come on and rock me Pilly Gully!

I reckon by the time she found this book she'd already been through the drinks cabinet. Probably swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she read her filth tbh.

Does Sheffield have a gay scene?

Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Only to find her frigging herself off (if you'll pardon the expression ) in their marital bed with a copy of Tropic of Cancer open in front of her.

Seen as you've done it to me, I'm going to condemn you all to the same fate, as follows: Ever since seeing Lilly Pilly Gully, my head has been singing that phrase to the tune of Falco's Rock Me Amadeus, and it won't stop. :o So, you bastards! Altogether now.... Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Pilly Gully Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Pilly Gully Lilly Pilly Lilly Pilly Oh oh Pilly Gully Suffer!

I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello?

Well in Melbourne it's gonna be low-mid 20s each day, I'm going down towards Wilson's Prom on Saturday to stay a few days on the beach. Ahhh, lovely. Wilson's Prom is lush. Have you been to Lilly Pilly Gully btw? Fuck off! Steve, congratulations on making me jealous.