Gemmill

Danny Murphys.

Sven's favourite - Wine Rooney.

Peter Beer-dsley.

Cuppa Tea-no Asprilla. Somebody stop me, I'm on fire!

Tino Sasparilla.

Kieron DietCoke

Paul Schweppes.

Continuing shit I think you'll find. But there seem to be a lot of people here that can give it but just can't take it. More a case of not being able to keep my eyes open tbh.

I'll see if I can find a link when I get home that walks you through the whole thing - it speeds it up no end though. There's a website www.portforward.com or www.portforwarding.com or something that shows you how to do the whole thing, and change settings in Azureus etc.

Eh?

Still doing better than Robson according to my figures By my calculations he's only won 27% of his league games as a full time manager. Pretty sure such thing as "calculations" are banned here tbh, better ask Gemmill if it's ok. OMG PERSONAL ATTACK!!!111

Aye I remember that comment well. I actually took him seriously for once, thinking he realised the gravity of the situation. "On reflection we've decided to put as little thought as possible into the whole thing, and will be appointing the caretaker full time."

Wtf was that? Shut it Benton!

Benton. Great new name for Renton.

Errr.....no!

Seriously though, I'm falling asleep. "Possibility of relegation" vs. "Relegation battle" ffs. Fop man, have a word with yourself! What's the specific formula for "Relegation battle"? When does "Possibility of relegation" cross the threshold into "Relegation battle"? [Fop] "If "Relegation Battle" (RB) = Possibility of Relegation (PoR) squared divided by the number of games remaining, we can see that PoR is a key driver for RB but that PoR does not in and of itself necessitate concerns over RB. [/Fop] Heh I see you've given up entirely on the point of the thread and are just attacking me instead. Most amusing considering your whine about me using nasty evil emoticons earlier in the thread. My point for most of the thread has been that you're an irritating, boring tit. I'm grateful that you insist on reinforcing it with every post. And again now you've completely given up with the point yet more personal attacks.... fortunately that is acceptable here unlike emoticons. Tell me again about the difference between the possibility of relegation and a relegation battle, you charismatic bastard.

Seriously though, I'm falling asleep. "Possibility of relegation" vs. "Relegation battle" ffs. Fop man, have a word with yourself! What's the specific formula for "Relegation battle"? When does "Possibility of relegation" cross the threshold into "Relegation battle"? [Fop] "If "Relegation Battle" (RB) = Possibility of Relegation (PoR) squared divided by the number of games remaining, we can see that PoR is a key driver for RB but that PoR does not in and of itself necessitate concerns over RB. [/Fop] Heh I see you've given up entirely on the point of the thread and are just attacking me instead. Most amusing considering your whine about me using nasty evil emoticons earlier in the thread. My point for most of the thread has been that you're an irritating, boring tit. I'm grateful that you insist on reinforcing it with every post.

Seriously though, I'm falling asleep. "Possibility of relegation" vs. "Relegation battle" ffs. Fop man, have a word with yourself! What's the specific formula for "Relegation battle"? When does "Possibility of relegation" cross the threshold into "Relegation battle"? [Fop] "If "Relegation Battle" (RB) = Possibility of Relegation (PoR) squared divided by the number of games remaining, we can see that PoR is a key driver for RB but that PoR does not in and of itself necessitate concerns over RB. [/Fop] Are the Open University still hiring? You missed your calling tbh.

I've just given you it. It's fairly obvious to me. "Yes, with 7 points between us and the relegation zone, you would have to say we're being sucked into a relegation battle and we need to pull ourselves clear before things get any worse." He's fooling nobody (except you, it seems ) by saying that we aren't. We're currently 11th so that mean HALF THE LEAGUE IS IN A RELEGATION BATTLE!!!!!! Yes lose a few more and we may genuinely BE in a relegation battle (which would be a good reason to BOOST morale not DESTROY it I'd have thought - maddness I know ) Are you really saying "half the league is in a relegation battle"? What is so funny about half the league actually being in a relegation battle? Is that really how you would describe the league at the moment? Potentially it's "true" if the entire lower half of the league loses all its matches (which is of course impossible as when they play each other as some will then some must at least draw). But in reality it is not the case at all, only for the most pants on the head hysteria ravings. There are seven games remaining. In those seven games Sheffield and Charlton have to win 6 or 7 points more than us (with Sheffield playing us at home). This means they have overall to do better than us in 2/3 of the remaining games. Maybe not very likely, but a clear possibility looking at how much ground especially Charlton made up recently. The majority of the rest of the teams are just one match day away to overtake us in the table. The same scenario applies for every other team of the bottom half of the table. So no team is safe so far with only few games to go. Ergo all of the teams face the not improbable possibility of relegation if they don't get the necessary results. Stating otherwise is just lalaing and not accepting the harsh facts of a league table. Again there is a HUGE difference between the possibility of relegation (no matter how remote) which is what you are talking about above, and being IN a "relegation battle". One is a reasonable worry, the other is just hysteric ravings at this very moment. Do you not bore yourself with this semantics based hair-splitting tedium? You're like something off the Fast Show.

Happy birthday mister.

Shepherd taking his eye off what's important at an absolutely crucial time. Fabulous. Leazes can add conference centre/hotel/8000 empty seats to training facilities as one of Shepherd's greatest achievements.

Sour grapes all over the shop here btw.

I've just given you it. It's fairly obvious to me. "Yes, with 7 points between us and the relegation zone, you would have to say we're being sucked into a relegation battle and we need to pull ourselves clear before things get any worse." He's fooling nobody (except you, it seems ) by saying that we aren't. We're currently 11th so that mean HALF THE LEAGUE IS IN A RELEGATION BATTLE!!!!!! Yes lose a few more and we may genuinely BE in a relegation battle (which would be a good reason to BOOST morale not DESTROY it I'd have thought - maddness I know ) Are you really saying "half the league is in a relegation battle"? What is so funny about half the league actually being in a relegation battle? Is that really how you would describe the league at the moment? Potentially it's "true" if the entire lower half of the league loses all its matches (which is of course impossible as when they play each other as some will then some must at least draw). But in reality it is not the case at all, only for the most pants on the head hysteria ravings. The fact that one team has to win a game and the other by definition has to lose it doesn't mean that both teams aren't in the battle, does it? Seriously, are you stupid? Look at the table, it is possible we could be relegated yes, it is possible (it's probably possible Blackburn could be, not sure how many points are potentially left). It would require us to basically not pick any points up and whilst everyone else below us is though. If we were in Fulham's position now, it would be a valid issue, but we're not currently. And again I don't think any manager would say anything other than what Roeder has said, it's shooting yourself (and your team) in the foot at this moment. And again with your usual personal attacks I see (I take it that is fine here where as "" is not then? ) We need at least 3 points to avoid relegation I reckon. With the way we're playing, the way other teams are playing, and looking at the fixtures, it's possible we won't get another point. If we lose the Easter weekend games, we are right in the shit. Do you seriously think our team have the bottle for a relegation battle? Does Roeder's past record not concern you? Again this is a reason NOT to say "oh no we're fucked, panic, panic, panic, we're doomed, we're doomed heeeellllpppp........" Point us all in the direction of the post where someone said he should say that please. Thanks.

I've just given you it. It's fairly obvious to me. "Yes, with 7 points between us and the relegation zone, you would have to say we're being sucked into a relegation battle and we need to pull ourselves clear before things get any worse." He's fooling nobody (except you, it seems ) by saying that we aren't. We're currently 11th so that mean HALF THE LEAGUE IS IN A RELEGATION BATTLE!!!!!! Yes lose a few more and we may genuinely BE in a relegation battle (which would be a good reason to BOOST morale not DESTROY it I'd have thought - maddness I know ) Are you really saying "half the league is in a relegation battle"? What is so funny about half the league actually being in a relegation battle? Is that really how you would describe the league at the moment? Potentially it's "true" if the entire lower half of the league loses all its matches (which is of course impossible as when they play each other as some will then some must at least draw). But in reality it is not the case at all, only for the most pants on the head hysteria ravings. The fact that one team has to win a game and the other by definition has to lose it doesn't mean that both teams aren't in the battle, does it? Seriously, are you stupid? Look at the table, it is possible we could be relegated yes, it is possible (it's probably possible Blackburn could be, not sure how many points are potentially left). It would require us to basically not pick any points up and whilst everyone else below us is though. If we were in Fulham's position now, it would be a valid issue, but we're not currently. And again I don't think any manager would say anything other than what Roeder has said, it's shooting yourself (and your team) in the foot at this moment. And again with your usual personal attacks I see (I take it that is fine here where as "" is not then? ) Blackburn keep picking up points regularly and aren't a total pushover at home. See the difference? Have you noticed Charlton winning their last two games whilst we lost ours btw? That's why there's only 7 points between us and the relegation zone. Do you understand what would happen if their little run continues? Now do you understand why we could and should be seen as being in something of a relegation battle? It's not rocket science, Fop.