Gemmill

"Step up bid"? They shouldn't even have to get out of first gear tbh. Coleman: Glenn boyo, I hear Titus Bramble's contract runs out this summer, isn't it? Roeder: He's yours. Take him. Please?

...to be stuck in work. What's it meant to be like this weekend, anyone know? All Easter weekend plans in this thread please. I'm doing very little, so make me jealous.

I reckon gram should become a pariah on here unless he gives the ticket up. This is like him knowing you've fancied a lass for ages and ages, but she was going out with someone, then he randomly bumps into her and she says she's single, and instead of telling you he immediately asks her out. Then turns up at your house snogging her!

I've got a ticket you can buy if you're interested.. PM on its way to you Paul Damn you Gram and your quickness! Typical, I actually went off to do some work and I've probably missed out! This was MY request damn it! I checked to see if I had your mobile as well cos I was gonna text and tell you in case you were on your way home. The gods were working against you!

I can't even remember that game.

Which arse bandit voted for me?

Don't come crying to me, etc.

Think of yourself as priveleged, look at all the quality posters you're rubbing shoulders with. Besides I said there's only three on that list that I think are a disgrace to life. Sima and Martin Jol are two of them I'd guess. Northern Monkey, Sima and Vic are my three guesses. Two out of three. I used to think Northern Monkey used to write things to wind people up, I now realise he is just a miserable bastard, but one who genuinely cares about NUFC. The third one for me is a disgrace to the very fabric of the NE. Born and bred in Middlesbrough, a Boro fan pretending to support the toon, when admitted to me ON THE DAY of the UEFA Cup Final he was a smoggie. Someone was calling them child molesters, which I haven't done since I grew up, and he got so emotional, "we're good people" aye right, disgrace to Middlesbrough, and he talks shite. Bobby Shinton? DELIMA MANN! Ahh right. I actually thought he was foreign. His writing reads like it. Clearly he's just from Teesside.

bobbyshinton was with ME on the day of the UEFA Cup Final, admitting that he was gay, so it can't have been him.

NSG.

What if I'm thinking about buying a house but I don't know how much hassle it'll be to get it to how I want it? Buy a house with a loft conversion and a conservatory then you cant go wrong, or buy an apartment therefore the thoughts of converting the loft/ adding a conservatory are immaterial. Not necessarily! I have an upstairs flat WITH a conservatory! How does that work then? You just stuck it to the side of the building? Proper gippo job. Moves back and forth once the wind gets up-like being on the bridge of the starship enterprise. Conservatory and deck out the back man. It's Grand Designs-tastic.

Think of yourself as priveleged, look at all the quality posters you're rubbing shoulders with. Besides I said there's only three on that list that I think are a disgrace to life. Sima and Martin Jol are two of them I'd guess. Northern Monkey, Sima and Vic are my three guesses.

Voted Vic. No way should I be on that list though.

Our survey says.......! I always forget who the dirty bastards are though when I'm there. Watch out for the momentary look of panic when someone extends their hand as I try to recall if they're one of the fucking "Whey me cock's clean like" brigade.

Urgh! He touches men's willies with it, you know! More to the point I've shaken your hand before and you've touched your willie with it! Insta-stiffy for you on that occasion.

What if I'm thinking about buying a house but I don't know how much hassle it'll be to get it to how I want it? Buy a house with a loft conversion and a conservatory then you cant go wrong, or buy an apartment therefore the thoughts of converting the loft/ adding a conservatory are immaterial. Not necessarily! I have an upstairs flat WITH a conservatory!

I wouldn't let you carry a fish in my guitar case either tbf.

Urgh! He touches men's willies with it, you know!

Buy a warehouse. Then I'll answer the question.

I personally think that was a story much like others that has been posted that much online that people believe it to be true.. I heard it from my uncle who worked directly for Bruce Shepherd at the time. I heard the same rumour from a decent source. dito What would she know about NUFC?

Ok then, well I'll half answer one of them - I'm pretty sure that if you only get Velux windows, you don't need planning permission to do your loft. You still need to meet building regs though so you have to have the drawings approved etc. By not getting dormer windows in, you don't materially alter the external of the house thereby bypassing the need for planning permission. So I was told anyway.

You haven't even got a job yet though. So these questions are a bit premature, don't you think? 1. Get a job. 2. Buy a house. 3. Ask questions about conservatory/planning permission.

Buy a house first. Then I'll think about answering your questions.

How much of a fucking pervert is Laz man. I'm not reading a story that I know FOR A FACT you've just knocked one out to, you nipple-footed filth merchant!

That's it Mel! You keep a dignified and private counsel on the matter by issuing a statement to the press telling them that things like this shouldn't be discussed in the press. Genius! She's got plenty money btw, so I can't see this costing Murphy all that much, surely. Think she's worst off of the Spice's financially speaking. Not that she's on the bones of her arse (thats some hefty arse), but don't think she's raked it in like others. Plus Gulzar took a fair wack off her at one point. Hilarious. I remember watching a programme once where she was property-hunting places that overlooked Central Park, so she can't be short of cash! By the way, did anyone watch Celebrity Wife Swap with Vanessa Feltz and Paul Daniels the other night. Fucking brilliant man. Daniels basically calling Feltz an old slut, and McGee whipping Feltz's lazy-arsed fiance into shape by pointing out that he's a failed musician living off Feltz's cash. At one point she was going "Who's actually heard your music? You're 34 now. Who's heard it", and he responds with "You're telling me you've never heard this *sings a bit of one of his songs*??" She just looked at him and goes "No. *deadpan". "Oh. Ok" came the response.