Gemmill

Pietersen > Giles.

I know nothing about cricket, but why are they applying no pressure to these two with close catchers or anything? The field is comletely spread out and they're just picking off runs at will.

9 runs from 2 overs. Looks like the Ashes are gonna be all over pretty soon.

....and it's no funnier the second time.

Here comes Giles to save the day.

A bloke has to have some burnage. I don't bother having them long, but you look like you've got a little boy's haircut if they're cut right up to your hairline.

You mean int controast to such spectacles like Newcastle-Sheffield or Newcastle-Charlton? They're shit as well, but the 5 o clock game on a Saturday is often pap. More effort should be made to entertain me on a Monday night.

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock!

What's with the multi-coloured response?

Ladies!

Asstrokles still pwns ALL tbh!

I just wonder in whose head this seemed like a good game to televise.

I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. What does that sentence even mean though??

Huh Ah Wuh Ah Yuh.

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? are you Brock in disguise ??? ( not as Enrique mind ) I COULD BE YOUR HERO BAYBEH!

Typical bogtrotter man.

You total retard!

Howay man Dave. We rarely agree on stuff, but in this instance I was talking about something I've formed an opinion of through having experienced it. You're entitled to yours. I just think that some day you may be forced to review it. Haway. Not howay.

Snakes with tits.

You're not posting from beyond the grave, are you? What's the internet connection like up there? Heavenly.

Never mind being a psychologist, it was a pretty fucking insensitive thing to say when a few posts earlier someone posts that their friend committed suicide last week ffs.

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo I'd reckon he may... just possibly... have been taking the piss out of himself? I don't really think he's so far up himself he'd get dressed up like that... I expect it was done tongue in cheek. but don't let that get between you harsh bastards an yer fun Have you seen the lad's youtube videos? I suspect he was 100% serious. And don't go giving him an out either.

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh! You were spot on gemmil, this was exactly the point i was trying to get across. The daft cunt must be in love with himself if he thinks he can paint a fake mole on his dish, stretch a beanie over his massive fucking head, and expect every lass within 3ft of him to be fizzing at the slit. Top shelf doughnut puncher imo

while some of the lads were at comedy school voer the weekend... did you got to a "Subtlety and Tact 101" Seminar? Under the circumstances, I don't think I was all that harsh!

No, I haven't got that. Will have a look when I get home. There's an imageshack firefox extension as well that lets you right click an image and imageshack it - probably a similar thing to what you're talking about though?