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Looked hilarious in his post match interview. Baldy head and these two very animated bushy eyebrows.

Be interested to hear Renton's views on Butt now. Re the booing at half time - basically if we're losing at half time the fans will boo. That's just SJP these days. Not only that but if we're drawing with anyone outside of say the top 6, the fans will boo as well. Pathetic.

According to the papers this morning, Fletcher wanted Panesar to play but Flintoff convinced him to go with Giles. He always did have a look of an Aryan about him.

Only because the fall we've experienced under dickwad has been so rapid that we skipped it altogether and opted immediately for "shit", bypassing mediocrity on the way. proves my point you don't know true mediocrity either. What does this even mean, Leazes? What are we now if not mediocre? Can you honestly say you think we're good? And before you start (and I'm gonna bold this for emphasis), I don't want to hear about signing England internationals or qualifying regularly for Europe because that doesn't preclude you from being mediocre. We've got internationals in the current squad and we're in the relegation zone over a quarter of the way through the season, and the UEFA Cup is a competition packed to the rafters with mediocre teams - you only need to have a mediocre season to qualify for it ffs. Who have we played in the tournament this season that have been anything above mediocre? What would you say we are if we aren't mediocre? Just because we've got a nicer stadium than we had when we were "truly mediocre" and our training facilities aren't "truly mediocre" doesn't mean the manager and the team on the pitch aren't. I take it you have no response to this, Leazes. I'll ask again - what are we now if not mediocre?

Oh and Emre's goal - he picked the ball up on the halfway line, ran into pretty much empty space for a bit, knocked it round one of their defenders onto his left foot and wellied a blinding dipping shot into the roof of the net from about 22 yards or so. It looked to pretty much go through their keepers hand, but I think it was probably the dip that caught him out. Class though.

Bird? Anyone tell me what happened? I was at work last night, so could only quickly put sky sports news on to get the final result But I knew emre would score, i even put him as first scorer in prediction league! What type of goal was it? A woodcock turned up, did a bit of flying about, and clearly knackered itself. It landed on the pitch a couple of times and tried to fly off but just sort of plopped back down looking wrecked. Martins ran over and picked it up and ran off to hand it to someone to take off the pitch. Apparently it was later released in Leazes Park and was fine. Ahhhhhhhh.

Nice one.

That picture just encapsulates the essence of Tom Cruise. Cheesy, false arsehole. You can also tell that he's a fucking midget in it as well.

Not now that I know about you shitting yourself!

Not if you get a Cadburys one. Like mine.

Jesus wept, let's have a whip round and buy the student an NUFC mug ffs! You'd think they'd spunked in his mayonnaise and he'd eaten it.

Urgh Toplass you fucking dirty animal!

Why would you lie about being able to watch French films without looking at the subtitles though, woman? Pseudo-pseudo intellectual tbh.

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?! Are you being serious? Piper pisses all over the other girls you're on about. And in my mind, all too literally. Billie fucking Piper? She's not even half-nice!

All the lasses you've dismissed on here, and you've got a thing for Piper?!

Your wishes have just been revoked pigface!

*POOF* That was me appearing from a lamp and I'm now granting you three wishes. What are they? And don't give me any of that "I wish that I had as many wishes as I want" shit.

"Are you a Pole Vaulter?" "No I'm German and how did you know my name was Valter?"

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years. 501's have a strange fit even. Incredibly tight around the crotch I find. I assume by "crotch" you mean "waist", you fat shit! No, I mean they're too tight on my genitals. Not a problem for you then? Not that I'm aware of.

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years. 501's have a strange fit even. Incredibly tight around the crotch I find. I assume by "crotch" you mean "waist", you fat shit!

Are these the Germans like? Vermin, Fawlty! Well I'm glad it all went well anyway. Did you go anywhere nice on your honeymoon?

Me neither. Their jeans used to be alright until they started making those ones with the funny cuts - hems that twisted round and all that shit. They only suited midgets. Haven't had a pair in at least 10 years.

Does anyone buy from the Levi Shop btw? Got sent a 30% off flyer thing sent by someone at work that's valid until this Sunday. Gis a shout if you want it emailing.

I've bought a coat and a hat. It's winter. And you're the last one who should be preaching about people buying stuff they don't need! I'm a strictly necessities kind of guy. You've bought loads - FACT!

No wonder you're skinter, Lennon, you're buying new clothes every other day woman!